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13 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Nigella Talks Dirty...

 

 

 

She is fucking hot as anyway....but that just adds another level.

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At the Smithsonian Art Gallery in DC, a french couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.  The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises but the one in the middle, had a pink penis. The woke female curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered her assessment.

She went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” she pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.” After the curator left, a man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the husband. “Because I’m the guy who painted it.” he replied.

”In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They’re just three West Virginia coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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