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You know, I am struggling to compare the gravity of these evil acts. Dare I ask what 'position' the sexual assault on the animal involved.

There was a cat involved too.....?

Somewhat disappointed by 'toad in the hole'.........Never tried Spotted Dog as he is too literal. Disappointed by Scotch Woodcock. Disgusted by head cheese. How big is the bun containing a hot dog? Where is the bunny in Welsh rabbit. Keep on chewing those prairie oysters. Them there buffalo wings must be fuxcing HUGE!

'Citizen Kane'.... I have always remembered this..... mom in Bewitched..... Agnes Moorehead.

Aw shit MM beat me....

A good useful little summary.......A little further out, on the Navy base, between Bang Saray and Sattahip, is a beach where foreigners are allowed to go, (well I think they are, I had to leave my Thai driving licence at the guard house), then parked the bike and took a Songtaew over the hill. A nice white sand beach with cold drinks and food sold.....but I have not been for a very long time. I pass it sometimes when out fishing and it looks to be busy with farangs these days, perhaps the Russians staying in outlying hotels like the Ambassador are all going there. The problem these days is floating rubbish and polluted waters, that extends well beyond Jomtiem and Naklua.

So when your flight gets cancelled, at least you can sleep it off. If they offered non-stop from Manchester, I would!

It isn't all that bad, and I will probably continue booking (Toom) until he lets me down. Always been there as I exited the airport... and the driver helps me with the case/cart, normally having to drag my weary ass to the car park. No more annoying than dragging myself to the taxi rank and standing in line sweating and wondering if the price will be fixed 'this time' or I will get some asshole. I have done both and find the 500 baht saved useful.Only thing that would swing it is if I had the TGF with me and needed the larger vehicles for suitcases. But mostly I come in alone.

Sorry to hear that, hope you came out of it OK.Might make a nice trip report...... My regular place is no longer so, it seemed to go into meltdown and I gave up.

Very typical, it could never be a Thai's fault for doing something stupid now could it?As for shop assistants knowing anything, well give that idea up for a start. Spend all day hiding in alcoves playing on their mobile! When I break my neck, falling over the cleaning bucket left on the doorstep, again, it will be my fault too! (I guess the UV part of your water purifier did the trick as everyone survived).

Catch 22

I am perplexed how any water could get through the plastic.

Little India?

24hr....and very apt for Pattaya......The Russians are coming... The Russians are coming...

The bitch I sat next to last night was far from tame..... Drugged up, maybe.

I was out and about last night and as most places were quiet never had an issue with a smoker....... from the customers. Some nights it works out okay..... others you get a chain smoker plonking themselves next to you everywhere you go.. I was watching the girls help themselves to drinks and also noticing how many were walking around with an idiot stick in their fingers.... they seem to be taking up the habit more and more. I suppose it is a tedium helper.

Yeah well I did that, but the other way around. Got a one-way to Thailand and now buy my tickets Ex BKK.Then the £ plummeted, Thailand boomed and suddenly, as you say, tickets are cheaper ex-UK. Still it is obviously more flexible that way as I am in Thailand nearly all of the time. Your case is due to late booking and the class of the ticket, the difference is not normally double.

I had a good time in there last night.......

About 15 minutes from Mikes on 2nd.

Happy you got results, although I am green with envy now.

Those electronic cigarettes come cheaper than the real thing. Link Well in the UK I go to a pub for a pint and to meet friend or two, and hopefully enjoy the taste of my beer without it being tainted by cigarette smoke. I think you should go to Starbucks, they offer the same facilities. Surely having a cigarette with a cup of coffee is as natural as having one with a pint. I wouldn't believe what a landlord tells you, they can't even tell time!

I suppose he would have struggled to blame second hand smoke prior to his diagnosis.I am perplexed why smokers don't chose to use these electronic cigarettes when in a bar, which are cheaper and do not impact those around them. Your association of the smoking ban being the demise of pubs in the UK is creative. By that logic nobody would use planes and airports.

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I got a laugh out of that, did they look like Chinese businessmen?

I was a little arrogant when I thought 'only 5 years ago'...... but when I considered it more I thought. yes, the major changes can be tied to this more recent past. I am now considering whether it is time to move on to somewhere quieter. I have always disliked being stuck in traffic or not being able to park or get to places, Pattaya is like that. If you are central, like a tourist, it doesn't impact so much, but stuck at the traffic lights near Pattaya Tai, waiting for the lights at Pattaya Klang to change is getting tired. Trying to manoeuvre the bike forward it also getting hard these days. I think of a place like Singapore, where one can get around much better, with the underground trains, buses and more disciplined traffic and just don't see Pattaya emulating it. (Not that I would retire there). A new condo complex to dwarf Atlantis is announced for Jomtiem, great news for local businesses. I see traffic from Soi Siam CC backed up over the railway line attempting to get onto Sukhumvit. As I sat sweating at a junction recently I looked at a huge coach in the wrong lane blocking the straight through traffic waiting to turn right into Klang and thought, 'we are well into May, it is low season, fuck off until November'.... Am I destined to become another Gary or Skygod?