BigusDicus

Precious!

A few more

Impressive report. Thank you.

Not all Muslims are bad!

Excellent airfare. But you are right, layovers are a killer!

Flawless logic!

Boink Mythbusters, I like it!

Drinking......

Make sure you disable the microphone. If you read the fine print you find that they listen in for "marketing" purposes. I own 2 Samsung TVs. Excellent sets.

Southern Divorce... A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee." The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?" "Oh, hell no, he's as white as you and me!" Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, just tell me why you want a divorce. "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The fool says he can't communicate with me."

Curious as to how you alcohol intake is affecrd BigD?

I recently sent this jpg out on my normal joke list to a bunch of friends and associates. One of them forwarded it to their friends, one who responded to me with a bitter diatribe about how bad I am make fun of the Clinton's and how dare I do it while she is running for office, etc. Whew, it is just a joke!

Any idea if the Hilton was girl friendly?

New portrait for Clinton library

I am sorry to hear BigD.

You have convinced me. Will give it a try.

Feel the Bern!

Patty Melt?

All of a sudden I am hungry!

Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

Frequency of sexual activity of older males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American men between 65 and 75 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number-- a lot more), whereas: Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to many of my buddies, as none of them had any idea they were Japanese!

Still waiting....!!!!

10% service! Are many places in Pattaya doing that now?

I usually stay at the Whitehouse next door. Have eaten at the Sportsman a few times. Basic "Pub" fare. Never been dissapointed. Do not recall trying the ribs. Looks good!

Groan.....