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Another question would be is it girl friendly?

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Seemed like a nice find. Coincidentally I had a drive stop working yesterday. Could not even get it to format. Downloaded the program. It scanned the drive all night. Seems like it can read everything. I hit the recovery key. It requires the product code to work. I do not see anywhere the ""Steps to get registered iCare for free". Unless I am missing something it would seem that one needs to purchase the product to get the code?

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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 tim es, used dental floss 8 tim es & on top of that gargled with 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, Man, did you have 69 before you came here? Jerry said, "Does my breath smell like pussy"? The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."

Quick one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming, Or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

QUOTE (joekicker @ Dec 1 2010, 04:42 AM) Totally unbelievable. Why would a crowd pack Yankee Stadium to see the Pope and Pelosi? . I know more than a few people who would pack any stadium anywhere to see Pelosi backhanded......

Cause I messed up. Did not realize they are 2 different entities. A thousand pardons....... Please feel free to move or delete my post.

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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl..... "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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Funny!

How to Get to Heaven from Ireland... I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' NO!' the children answered. If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD!" It's a curious race, the Irish.

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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

QUOTE (BigusDicus @ Nov 2 2010, 04:00 AM) I have a new Sprint Samsung 4G. When I can find an area where 4G is available (4G is still rolling out, supposedly by the end of the year it will be in most areas) it absolutely screams! My brother lives in an area where 4G is everywhere. He no longer uses his home ISP, just his cell phone. I would think it is fairly secure. I 'tether' (USB cable) from my cell phone to the notebook computer. My notebook does not have bluetooth. So it would be as secure as my cellphone and the Sprint network. Certainly more secure than your average 'wireless connection' in a hotel room.

http://www.junefabrics.com/android/ PDAnet is a program I have been using here in the US. I hook my notebook up to my phone and I am on the internet. In my car or hotel. Goodbye hotel $12.95 per day fees!!!! I have a new Sprint Samsung 4G. When I can find an area where 4G is available (4G is still rolling out, supposedly by the end of the year it will be in most areas) it absolutely screams! My brother lives in an area where 4G is everywhere. He no longer uses his home ISP, just his cell phone. Unfortunately I do not think my Sprint cell phone will work in Thailand.

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