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I am sure you will have a great time Rick. I envy you. BUT! Would you book another trip?

WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no lo

I am reminded of that Paul Simon song with lyics something like: "One man's ceiling Is another man's floor".....

I said it once. I will say it again: AMEN! Excellent!

Pictures Taken At Exactly The Wrong Time

Okay, obviously I did not know how to spell in 3rd grade. I forgot the W, no big deal.

I do not recall ever having any problems.

Your Technical skills Required !!! If anyone of you electronic guru's knows how to connect a surround sound DVD/VCR, please let me know. My new neighbor keeps on asking me for assistance. The wife complains about the time I am spending there, to try and help her - I really don't know how. Here is a photo of what the set-up looks like. Maybe you can help.......!!!

http://www.break.com/my-best-friends-girl/puppy-love.html

What a total piece of total shi........... But I gotta have one! http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony...stupid_piece_of be sure to watch them all

Very good!

Because spell check doesn't get everything

A man owned a small ranch in Wyoming. The Wage &Hours Board of the Wyoming State Department of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90

Hundreds Protest Global Warming

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S. Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condom

China Air is a real pain when it comes to carry on. I do not think they would let you take your male apendage aboard if it was not attached. Other than carry on they are not bad.

I’m sure you have all heard the Christian Bale fuc$ing tirade all over the news, well some clever person mashed it with a Bill O’Reilly vid and put it on You Tube. Very clever and funny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbz6-7c_7Hk

Oh Gee! I would cry myself to sleep. Seriously - Recommend you stop be so overly sensitive and PC. Learn to laugh!

Don't cheat by enlarging the eye chart! Can you spot the 44th president of the United States of America in the chart below?

Don't just look quickly and think what's wrong with a butterfly. If you look a little longer, well I can't believe some girl would walk around with that on her back. But there again she may not have seen it and did just ask for a butterfly on her back!

Just in case any of you think you have a crappy job.

Ben and Jerry's is coming out with an unbelievable new ice cream. It is being churned in Washington DC and appropriately being named: Baracky Road ----half chocolate and half vanilla surrounded by fruits and nuts.