Braveheart

Time to come clean . I'm a mild mannered technician by day and an international jewel thief by night .

Still looks like heavoen on earth to me.

Just checking to see if anyone wants to share a ride from BKK to Pattaya on 25 May. I'm arriving on the EVA flight from Taipei at 1140.

I think that's called "JUSTICE". Something I've rarely seen practiced. Odds are they would do there best to hush up something like that so that it doesn't tarnish the image.

This one time, at band camp... Oops wrong story. May 2004, On leave from Bosnia in Budapest. One of the girls from our camp wanted to tag along with me and my buddy. We told her where we were planning on going and what we planned on doing, she still wanted to tag along with us because we had both been there before and knew our way around and this was her virgin trip (the only thing about her that was virgin). We show up at a Halo Bar (Strip Club) around 9pm. She's out the door 20 minutes later - companion in tow. 3 hours later me and buddy are still in the bar when she returns wit

If you got hooked on LOS from being in Bangkok for a few days then you will be forever planning your next trip once you've been to Pattaya. Welcome to the board, enjoy the reading and don't be afraid to ask questions. For most questions you can find the answers in previous posts by using the search engine. Don't be afraid of anything that anyone says on the board, some of the guys just like to have some fun once in awhile.

I'll let you know in a month.

If you even think that divorce is a possibility she should already be started with liquidation and hiding as much of your funds as possible. Yuo think right now that you will have about 3m baht left but don't count on it. By the time the lawyers are finished you will be lucky to have anything.

Slow hand, I don't mean to imply anything but why do you have these links so handy? As for Gabor it is perfectly understandable.

And his second as well! Flying the Union Jack but with terrible English skills!

Ate at Crazy Dave's often in Dec/Jan. Great brekkie for the price and a decent portion as well.

EVA economy booked through their website gives you seat selection as the final part of the booking process.

There is a party on 27 May at Cherry Bar and another on 28 May at FLB. Lots of BM's at both. Show up and introduce yourself, shouldn't have any difficulty finding someone to share a few drinks. Check through some of the recent posts and you will get an idea who is going to be in the area at the time best forums are probably the Members Bar and the Newbie's Corner. Welcome to the board.

I might be interested but I'm not going to confirm yet. I'll let you know.

Well done! Please make this a regular occurence. It's taken me 10 minutes to write this response because I've been laughing so hard , and another 10 to edit out my errors.

A great way for me to start my morning.

At least the carrot was protected.

That wouldn't bother me as much as wondering where it had been!

Thanks for the warning! I don't know if I've ever been that before. So far my track records clean.

Up 2 U. I have no plans for a LB poll!

All that hair is a dead giveaway!

Sounds like LOS has hooked another one!

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question unprepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs Jones, do you know me? She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams". I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a real disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you cheat people and talk about them behind their backs.You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount

I go to LOS when I want to play doctor. I even bring my own thermometer.