THE 5 BEST THINGS ABOUT PATTAYA

[ivorbiggin 0]

If you had to list the best 5 things about holidaying or living in Pattaya what would they be ?

[farangkwaiyai 46]

Have to be careful because of the section.

 

My favorite thing is hiring a yamaha R1

 

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[Tengotodo 52]

1. Freedom of "choice"

2. I am in charge of everything pertaining to me

3. I can afford to do almost anything I can imagine

4. The weather

5. It's not here.

[LocalYokul 217]

1. I can ride a rented motorcycle to my death, at a very high speed

 

2. all the lasses fancy me (they almost all call me hansum man)

 

3. i can walk down the street with a large bottle hieny in my hand in broad daylight and no one seems to notice

 

4. the pristine clean water (err, at least on Koh Lahn)

 

5. if I get drunkenly beligerant in the evening, then I am just like everyone else and no one seems to notice

 

[Big Chief 0]

1) It's full of tourists that don't know any better

 

2) You can sit and watch tourists do stupid things

 

3) You can watch tourists fall for the "scams"

 

4) You can watch 300lb men walk around in nothing but spedo's and flip flops

 

5) The smell of the open sewers

[Bullfrog 2,224]

1. I had a bad rep in BKK + CM due to my drinking excesses..Nobody knows me here so it's a fresh start.

2. Farang food that is not rice or Fufu ( African maize stodge)

3. Soooo many bars. This is my natural habitat.

4. Filling up with seafood from Naklua market to take up coutry..

5. Eating Lobster + drinking wine with my beautiful Thai wife.

Edited November 21, 2006 by Bullfrog

[ivorbiggin 0]

THE WEATHER

 

NIGHTLIFE

 

MASSAGE ( and so cheap )

 

PRICE OF MOST THINGS

 

CHOICE OF RESTARAUNTS

[MM 6,562]

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[Skygod 40]

1. The beautiful women

2. The great drinking joints

3. The prices of most things (Well the important things at any rate)

4. The baht bus

5. Stealing the staff from FLB

Edited November 24, 2006 by Skygod

[farangkwaiyai 46]

1. Attractive women

2. Big motorbikes

3. Lots of attention

4. Cheap food

5. 24 hr openings

[Cennn3 0]

1. Good cheap food.

 

2. Attractive women.

 

3. Cheap motorbike rental.

 

4. The weather

 

5. The Thai people.

 

[BillWilson 10]

1- Nok

2- Lek

3- Oil

4- Poo

5- Noi

[seabass 0]

1 Being attractive to attractive women

2 The fact it is heaven on earth

3 The many ways to relieve stress, especially a 2 hour oil massage

4 Being cheap and having a great time

5 My tgs face and willingness to make me a very happy man

[gentlemangeoff 16]

1. The fact that most people know how to smile - unlike the U.K.

 

2. That people are mainly prepared to take time out to chat - again unlike the U.K. where everyone is chasing the next £ and see everyone else as a target for their own enrichment and have no time or inclination for a friendly chat.

 

3. The weather

 

4. Wonderful foot massages

 

5. Attention from beautiful ladies that do not have attitude

[wacmedia 277]

Hi,

 

1. Indian Tailors

 

2. Baht bus drivers

 

3. Chinese tour groups

 

4. Street vendors

 

5. Lesiurely strolls across 2nd Road.

[don_dadda 0]

1. Pussy

2.weather

3. beer

4 pussy

5 did i mention pussy?

[alexist 12]

1. The people

 

2. Its not cold

 

3. The people

 

4. Cheap seafood

 

5. The people

[Emil 0]

1. The prices

2. The large selection of women

3. The weather

4. The food

5. Near good beaches (not Pattaya beach)