I knew I was getting older when.....

[rightsaid]

What was the question again?

[Lucifer007]

When you think it's ok to buy a pair of jeans at Marks and Spencers. The stretchy ones.

[Stormy]

When I stopped getting a freebe in Pattaya

[bigstuy]

...... the bargirls started shouting papa instead of handsome man

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh that one has to hurt

[MM]

...when I go out bar hopping with a 30-something guy, and the girls ask if he is my son.

[Parkwahn]

...when I go out bar hopping with a 30-something guy, and the girls ask if he is my son.

 

 

I know the feeling

[mkindyfan]

...when my bladder didn't last as long as my wallet......

[yorta2]

When I go into a bar wearing a (what I tend to think is a fairly) distinguished beard, and all the BGs call me Santa Claus....

[hkaussie]

i just no i must be getting old when my 44yr old partner starts sleeping with my daughters 17 yr old friend.

No problem if you can watch

[jacko]

When I can't see the letters on my mobile ....

[mkindyfan]

........the widow next door starts to look hot.....

[Bazle]

When they demolish the 22-storey office block you moved into when it was new.

[BigusDicus]

...when I go out bar hopping with a 30-something guy, and the girls ask if he is my son.

 

Jeez!

 

I will be there in a few weeks with a couple of my top salesmen.

 

They have learned to introduce me as - because, the girls always ask:

 

You Papa?

 

So I end up being 'Papa'.

 

I really do not travel half way around the world to be treated as a 'Papa'

[Cobrahead]

When the aches that used to go away, stop going away.

[jacko]

When you go back to the town you were born in and keep getting lost and stuck in the one-way-system.

[Alphonse]

When entering my date of birth for numerous things it now takes me near on a minute to scroll down to find my year of birth.

 

I think it scrolls down to around 1900 to make some of us feel better.......

[jacko]

When I keep fucking up in the 'Let's Count To 100,000' thread!

[phomsanuk]

When the cute young hairdresser asked me if I would like my eyebrows trimmed.

 

How about your ears

[baht_miser]

When I keep fucking up in the 'Let's Count To 100,000' thread!

It's alright, you corrected it. Just remember the number after 1159 isn't 1200.

[mkindyfan]

.....I bought a sports car even though it's f;'cking uncomfortable to drive....

[jacko]

It's alright, you corrected it. Just remember the number after 1159 isn't 1200.

Yeah, I'll be posting my baby pics whjen we get to 1902!!

[Malakor]

The three ages of man:

 

Tri-weekly

 

Try weekly

 

Try weakly

[mincey]

wonder how many TG call us PAPA knowing they are going to get barfined and "made to have it"

[nidnoyham]

When I was shopping in the local sports shop, came to the football boots and realized I will never need to buy them again.

[mkindyfan]

.......a cuddle actually became just a cuddle.....