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First trip to Thailand get into my room, busting to go, sitting on the can i read "do not put "Hand Paper" in the toilet bowl",

 

I am thinking to myself "Hand Paper" the thick stuff you dry your hands with, fair enough , I proceed to wipe my arse with half a role of dunny paper and flush away. Next thing the bathroom is flooded with toilet paper and crap everywhere.

 

i am too embarrassed to ring reception as i have been in the country 30 minutes, so in i go elbow deep in shitty water unplugging the toilet, I thought iwas going to die from disentry.

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First trip to Thailand  get into my room, busting to go, sitting on the can i read "do not put "Hand Paper" in the toilet bowl", 

 

I am thinking to myself "Hand Paper" the thick stuff you dry your hands with, fair enough , I proceed to wipe my arse with half a role of dunny paper and flush away. Next thing the bathroom is flooded with toilet paper and crap everywhere.

 

 i am too embarrassed to ring reception as i have been in the country 30 minutes, so in i go elbow deep in shitty water unplugging the toilet, I thought iwas going to die from disentry.

LMAO. That's too funny!!

 

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It means "f*** off and have a shit where somebody can be arsed to put in decent plumbing".(hehe "arsed" hehe)

 

Easy really.

 

Andy Cap

 

"Hansum maaan, come dink my baaah (but no hab shit 'cos cannot wipe aaaaaah)!"

Edited by capdagde
Posted

What about my blockage problem?

Castor Oil?

Posted

Castor Oil?

But not when I am going to be dependent on one of those no tp binjos.

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First trip to Thailand get into my room, busting to go, sitting on the can i read "do not put "Hand Paper" in the toilet bowl",

 

I am thinking to myself "Hand Paper" the thick stuff you dry your hands with, fair enough , I proceed to wipe my arse with half a role of dunny paper and flush away. Next thing the bathroom is flooded with toilet paper and crap everywhere.

 

i am too embarrassed to ring reception as i have been in the country 30 minutes, so in i go elbow deep in shitty water unplugging the toilet, I thought iwas going to die from disentry.

 

Sympathies, but that's disgusting and I'm about to add to it:

 

There was a young lady from Wales

Whose diet was snot, shit and snails

When she couldn't get these

She dined on green cheese

Which she scraped from mens' knobs with her nails

 

Sorry for threadfuck, at least I mention shit.

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