Blondes

[Basil B]

Q: Why do blondes have trouble in the ladies' room?

A: They are not used to pulling their own pants down.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone's been in a 747!

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Q: What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10 p.m.?

A: She goes home.

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"

The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."

The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

Q: What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

A: Thanks for the refill.

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

[papillon]

Big Ben is not a clock.

[GlynRhedyn]

Big Ben is not a clock.

And not everyone has been in a 747, so what, it's a joke?

Glyn.

Edited September 22, 2013 by GlynRhedyn

[Lantern]

Two blonds walk into a building.

 

 

 

You'd think at least one of them would have seen it!

 

(thanks to Tommy Cooper)

[biggles]

While it is the name of the Bell, it is commonly used to refer to the clock.

[papillon]

While it is the name of the Bell, it is commonly used to refer to the clock.

 

So what? It's a joke.

[atlas2]

Big Ben is not a clock.

 

 

So what? It's a joke.

 

 

Back in your barrel Diogenes!! You can come out when you've learnt to play nicely........

[RhinoTusk]

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?

A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?

A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?

A: Come.

Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?

A: A blowjob with handlebars

 

[Basil B]

 

So what? It's a joke.

 

Sorry for posting Adult Jokes which you do not understand.

 

 

 

The name Big Ben is often used to describe the tower, the clock and the bell but the name was first given to the Great Bell.

http://www.parliament.uk/bigben

[yorta2]

Aha, now this page is starting to get funny!

[Basil B]

 

 

But never slap a blond with a full mouth...

Edited September 24, 2013 by Basil B