Bar Humor

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

I would prefer to be under the weather!

[yorta2 693]

[yorta2 693]

All experienced mongers know this unwritten rule in LOS. 'Never trust a fart in Thailand!'

[biggles 509]

This reminded me of a true story. Some years ago a guy wrote a TR about his Pattaya trip on a board here. He had some problems with his bowels while here but one day he ended up in a soapy. While on the mattress, going down on the girl, he felt a fart coming on and he let it go. Sprayed s...t Everywhere. Paid the girl a big bonus for the mess. I met the guy several times, very much a newbie but enjoyed his trip despite a lot of misadventures. 

[BigusDicus 9,878]

I think I will order one of these:

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor?q=121g

 

 

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

1 hour ago, BigusDicus said:

I think I will order one of these:

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor?q=121g

 

 

They only work on deloreans! Perhaps you could retrofit your boat?

[BigusDicus 9,878]

[teelack 9,638]

For lovers of Gilbert and Sullivan! https://cloud.tapatalk.com/s/5e9a09cbc5d31/VIDEO-2020-04-16-13-50-16.mp4

Sent from my Nokia 6.1 using Tapatalk

[BigusDicus 9,878]

 

For Christ's sake.  People need to stop hoarding accordions!

Edited April 19, 2020 by BigusDicus

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

 

[VPI78 11,498]

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

[yorta2 693]

[Bullfrog 2,224]

 

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Nice father...not.

 

Edited April 20, 2020 by midlifecrisis

[Bullfrog 2,224]

11 hours ago, midlifecrisis said:

Nice father...not.

It was a spoof .....

HAHAHAHA!

Edited April 21, 2020 by Bullfrog

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

47 minutes ago, Bullfrog said:

It was a spoof .....

my bad

[BigusDicus 9,878]

 

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down...

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

2 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

 

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down...

Just don't fall off the world when you cross the equator.

[Bullfrog 2,224]

3 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

 

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down...

Wouldn't that be only one location though....???

[BigusDicus 9,878]

 

[BigusDicus 9,878]

 

[BigusDicus 9,878]

 

Could your Isolation be going better?

 

[BigusDicus 9,878]

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

You do come up with some great ones!