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[sailingbill 1,032]

Happy Cinco!

[VPI78 11,498]

2 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Most Americans will get this....

 

What's sad is so many Americans think 5th May is Mexican Independence Day. But I think the frogs know what Cinco is about.

[sailingbill 1,032]

 Makes me want to order from Tequila Reef tonight. Didnt know Frog refers to French, had to look that up. Still not clear why we are Septics. 

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

1 hour ago, sailingbill said:

 Makes me want to order from Tequila Reef tonight. Didnt know Frog refers to French, had to look that up. Still not clear why we are Septics. 

septic

An American. Ryhming slang "yank" = "septic tank"
Used a lot in the London financial markets.

The septics sit in the big glass offices and do nothing.

by Crouchy April 01, 2003

 

I heard many years ago that French were called frogs because of cuisine. English were limeys because of sailors and vitamin C deficiency (Scurvy) remedied by citrus. Germans are krauts, food related.

 

All are perjorative terms; humans have created derogatory names for every group of people and I think by every group of people.

[BigusDicus 9,878]

[BigusDicus 9,878]

Best thing about 2020 so far...

 

[gs joe 1,776]

Shortage of girders in Scotland 

 

[BigusDicus 9,878]

Ah, Tequila....

 

[awesum4 2,333]

3 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Ah, Tequila....

 

I'd be the guy in red....   loving it

[yorta2 693]

8 hours ago, awesum4 said:

I'd be the guy in red....   loving it

There were two guys in red. I guess you were the first one....  (I only noticed that after I watched the video clip about 4 times)

[awesum4 2,333]

6 hours ago, yorta2 said:

There were two guys in red. I guess you were the first one....  (I only noticed that after I watched the video clip about 4 times)

Its the same guy twice...his initial reaction and his later one where he licks his lips. I had to watch it again to check.

You need to watch it several more times to check I'm right...555

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Just a thought. Frequent handwashing is now advised. They have found covid 19 in semen. Is improper handwashing going on?

Edited May 8, 2020 by midlifecrisis

[Irish boy 67]

2 hours ago, midlifecrisis said:

Just a thought. Frequent handwashing is now advised. They have found covid 19 in semen. Is improper handwashing going on?

 

[gs joe 1,776]

[awesum4 2,333]

48 minutes ago, gs joe said:

Yes.   Or so my wife says...and she is never wrong....though she sometimes says incorrect things to check I am really listening....555

Edited May 9, 2020 by awesum4

[gs joe 1,776]

1 hour ago, awesum4 said:

Yes.   Or so my wife says...and she is never wrong....though she sometimes says incorrect things to check I am really listening....555

For you mate ?

Edited May 9, 2020 by gs joe
To add photo

[yorta2 693]

6 hours ago, awesum4 said:

Yes.   Or so my wife says...and she is never wrong....though she sometimes says incorrect things to check I am really listening....555

I thought I was wrong only last week, but I made a mistake.

[gs joe 1,776]

[awesum4 2,333]

On 5/9/2020 at 7:46 AM, Irish boy said:

 

I showed this to the German guy at work and he didnt even smile.

Mind you he's a  accountant, they have no sense of humour.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

5 hours ago, awesum4 said:

I showed this to the German guy at work and he didnt even smile.

Mind you he's a  accountant, they have no sense of humour.

Your last sentence describes my ex-wife to a T. Great lady but so serious.

Germans in general from my experience are also like that. My mom easily laughed though but certain topics were in bad taste.

[BigusDicus 9,878]

 

 

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Edited May 11, 2020 by BigusDicus

[Bazle 1,485]

[BigusDicus 9,878]

45 minutes ago, Bazle said:

Police_phone_call.wmv

Hilarious.  Thank you!

[keyman 1,413]

Computer tells me 'Quick Time Player cannot open' 

[Bullfrog 2,224]

11 hours ago, Bazle said:

Police_phone_call.wmv

Hahahaha - fucking brilliant....