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Taylor’s tale 

 

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16 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

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I know how it feels

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Been to this shop many times!

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. Dad decided to test it out at dinner one night, by asking his son what he did that afternoon.

Son replies, 'I did some homework.' The robot slaps his face, and son says, 'Ok. Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies.'

Dad asks, 'What movie did y'all watch?' and kid says, 'Toy Story.'

Robot slaps the kid's face again, and son says, 'We were watching porn.'

Dad says, 'What?, at your age I didn't even know what porn was.' The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs, and says, 'Well, he certainly is your son.' The robot slaps Mom.

Robot for sale.

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