Bar Humor

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,' Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

 

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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On 10/16/2021 at 7:38 PM, BigusDicus said:

 

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again . 

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8 hours ago, sinbinjack said:

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again . 

He was famous.  Dead now.  I guess his style isn't for everyone. 

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9 hours ago, sinbinjack said:

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again . 

I never cared for his scream in your face comedy but he had a large following. I think I read that he was a former preacher. Go figure. He was killed in an auto accident. I think he was still in his 30s. At any rate he was pretty young and in the prime of his career.

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