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On 11/11/2023 at 8:44 PM, BigusDicus said:

Can't decide if this is quantum parking or Schrodinger's parking ...

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Reminds me of my local Target department store sign about its business hours ... 

Monday - Friday: 8am - 10pm

Saturday & Sunday: 8am - 10pm

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." 
 
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. 
 
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. 
 
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. 
 
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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