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1. Teaching Maths In 1960s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1970s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1980s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ? Yes or No 4. Teaching Maths In 1990s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Maths In 2000s A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. Feel free to express your feelings e.g. anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.) NB: Should you require debriefing at the conclusion of exam there are counsellors available to assist you to adjust back into the real world. 6. Teaching Maths In 2050 * * * * * * * هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار . تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً . كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم؟

AN IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. So I drank it. I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer, so we tried a Jameson's, nope! In desperation, I had him try that rare Bushmill's, Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it. What could I do but drink it! By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.

That is how my wife has been since she found my girlfriends bikini on the boat!

Would You marry Again? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "shit."

Yeah, me too. Okay, I am over it!

Guts & Balls There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” BALLS - Is coming home late, after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: "You're next, Chubby."

The "You are guilty until you prove yourself innocent" IRS? The "If we don't like your conservative politics we will audit you and not approve you non profit organization" IRS? What right does the IRS have to tell a US citizen they cannot travel? That is usually done to someone after they are convicted of a crime.

Excellent pics as usual. Any feel for the availability of local female companionship?

I bet I would be after cuming 3 times from a prostate massage....

You have a fine eye, capture the scene well. Beautiful city!

Very nice set of pictures. Made me wish I was there!

I too had the pleasure of seeing Tim Curry. I disagree with your critique of Tom Hulce. I thought he was excellent. Apples and oranges....

So how did things work out with you and the girl comma he asked.....

Women that don't cook, clean, or suck dick always ask, "where are all the good men?" The good men just finished eating diner and they're relaxing in a clean house about to get their dick sucked.

Excellent. I am stealing it!

Excellent review. Thank you for taking the time.

Here in S Calif we also had heavy rains. From 2 AM until 6 ish it rained almost 4 inches here along the coast flooding our streets causing many closures. Has never happened before in my memory. Downtown LA had 2.8". A record for September and more rain that we have had the entire year. We are in the middle of a serious drought. They are naming the coming El Nino, Godzilla!

BigD's hero and Putin

Republican or Democrat?

Paramedic

A red neck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys." The red neck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of chimney." The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, they’re all black."

It was excellent!

I first read Ulysses when I ws in high school. And it was a very tough read. Difficult to follow and similar to reading LeCarre when you sometimes find you are reading the same sentence or paragraph over and over. A comedy group called Firesign Theater performed the last page from Ulysses on one of their albums. And i could not tell you what it was about. I read it again a few years later (and this was all before the grey matter in my brain pickled with vodka and other libations) and I still could not tell you wat it was about. …then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."

They lost me when they dropped the nonstop flights. There were many times when I would take their nonstop at $1500-1600 when some competitors had flights beginning just over $1,000. 3-5 hours difference in travel time.

Agreed!