monkeyman

This has got to be the FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard in my life, so I thought it was time to share it with those who haven't discovered it yet. Briefly, "Ask Elvis" is a short slot that appears here and there as part of the Steve Wright Show on Radio 2 in the UK. People phone in questions about anything from nuclear fission to what is the ideal body temperature for their cat and "Elvis" is straight in there with the definitive answer, and it is SERIOUSLY funny. The best bits for me are when he breaks into song, doing anything from "Stairway To Heaven" to "Banana Splits". The b

Vientiane or the shopping centre?

Lifestyle Shopping Centres. Another dose of cultural poison. Great.

....then you click on edit and correct your spelling mistakes.

For you ze var iss over...

.... or eating grits. Sheeeeeeiiiiit!!!

That was probably just Gai with a couple of punters.

She treated me for an eye infection a couple of years ago. Her English is certainly very good. and her nurse was drop dead gorgeous. I would never have believed that I could get turned on by an injection in the butt. Shit, I'll be into feet next.

Are we talking about some kind of a sport here?

That IS at night in my book.

Here's to women's legs. Some guys like fat legs. Some guys like thin legs. But most guys like something in between.

And yobbism is one area where America most definitely doesn't lead the world.

Trouble is, this is what Toxin's saying about us.

Good point. Post corrected.

Girl friendly? They own Sabai Dee. Need I say more?

Man, this is EXACTLY what's causing the problem. Not in the sense you presumably meant it i.e. severe punishment for offenders, but this bloody silly pseudo-western politically correct social order policy and similar head-up-your-arse thinking. Ironic ain't it. Pattaya had social order, in relative terms at least, when it had a free and easy do-as-you-like attitude, then along comes the "Social Order Policy" and the whole thing starts going out of the fucking window from day one. The more order they try to impose, the more disorder they'll create. Catch 22. If they had 24 hour lic

Any guesses as to who's gonna end up footing the bill for all this?

Even better solution. Change your hotel.

I wondered where they went after they logged off here. be seeing you grumpyman

Fair point, but then your average Pattaya hotel room isn't exactly steeped in Thai ethnicity is it?

How about a cardboard box in Kings Cross?

That's a new one on me. All the ID cards I've seen only showed their faces.

My current favourite is Sabai Lodge, for its location and because the way it's laid out makes it feel more like your own place than a regular hotel.

Only a matter of time.

Evergreen Deluxe Class is fine and well worth the extra cash. It's my current first choice. I believe Economy/Coach Class is OK but no personal experience. be seeing you monkeyman