monkeyman

I'm going to report you all to the PC brigade for this blatant lardism.

Word is she's from Manchester. Well, that'd explain the broken English anyway.

Try doing it as two separate bookings. That'll fuck their heads up.

Of course, if I use the trees I can do it in 10 minutes.

Walking will take you the best part of an hour. Baht bus about five minutes. :) be seeing you monkeyman

You have been warned.

Hey guys, we're ELITE!!!

Just head North from this thread. You can't miss it.

If you mean is it noisy, no it isn't. :)

That's one helluva deal. I'll keep an eye on that site.

So which one will you be then?

.....or maybe "Wee Will Rock You"?

How about that ole Dawn classic from the 70's "Nok Three Times"?

Ayattap?

Why don't the airlines introduce a Fat Fuck Class? They could charge 1000 quid a trip, for which you get chucked in the cargo hold with as much pizza as you can eat. Reckon there's any profit in that?

Oh shut up you boring little tit. (just an in-joke, fellas Good choice, Eric. Can't think of a better one myself. Looks like nobody else can at the moment either. be seeing you monkeyman

Gus Check out the prices of single and double occupancy before you decide. It can work out cheaper to go for the single and pay the joiner fee. be seeing you monkeyman

Only with the lid down.

Christ, we're even getting hassle from child molesters now.

Another alternative is P J Scuba taxi transfers. See thread in "Meeting - Cost Sharing" section.

Any more of this and I'll be forced to trap you into a logical falsehood by means of a cunning semantic subterfuge.

I think I'll walk in future.

The best way to catch a baht bus from the Dusit is to go out through the small gate by the swimming pool which brings you out onto Beach Road where it turns left next to the beach. You'll always pick up a baht bus in a matter of seconds from there. be seeing you monkeyman

Yeah, but only because the fat bastard will eat the thin bloke.