You know you've been in Pattaya too long when....

[aussiexpat 1]

When I was in Saudi, I came across the following:

 

You know you’ve been in Saudi too long when……

 

You're not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat

You think the uncut version of "Little House on the Prairie" is provocative

You don't expect to eat dinner before 10:30 p.m.

You need a sweater when it's 20 degrees outside

Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the maid

You believe that speed limits are only advisory

You know which end of a shawarma to unwrap first

You get used to using the cold water tap to get hot water during the summer

You think all cops drive Mercedes

Your girlfriend expects gold for every birthday

You get excited and spread the news when "Oreo" cookies show up at the grocery store

 

You had to be there, but my question now is,

 

You know you’ve been in Pattaya too long when……

 

......

Edited November 4, 2007 by aussiexpat

[soi unwise 6]

You stop finding ladyboys fascinating !

[aussiexpat 1]

Come on Guys, I've only been to Pattaya once, however I know I'd have been there too long if....

 

....I got upset because my local at home tried to get cash after every beer...where's my checkbin

 

....I got pissed off that no chicks in my local called me "handsum man" or tried to grab my nuts

 

....I chat up a chick and then call her a bitch because she wouldn't go longtime for $30 (i.e. 1000Bt)

 

and finally, in reference to Soi Unwise's post above, I know I'd have been there too long if.... I could actually identify a ladyboy when I'd had 12 beers

Edited November 5, 2007 by aussiexpat

[ToffeeAl 3]

Your eyesight starts to go.

[aussiexpat 1]

Your eyesight starts to go.

 

ummm, is that a symptom of too much Viagra

[sabang 0]

Your favourite local Bar is a shop.

[®ob 1]

Your cock falls off ....

[biggles 509]

Your in Windmill agogo with the naked lesbian show on the table in front of you and your watching the British Open Golf on the giant TV!!

[soi6 0]

rather than kiss your tirac you catch yourself sniffing her..

[dogblower 3]

You still won't eat bugs, but you'll kiss a girl who's just finished a huge bag of them.

[aussiexpat 1]

Your cock falls off ....

 

Yep, I reckon that would be a sure sign

[soi unwise 6]

You tell a 20yo stunner your only here for a drink with your mates.

 

You being a fifty yo fat fucker !

[aussiexpat 1]

My favorites so far (slightly amended)

 

You know you’ve been in Pattaya too long when……

 

...you stop finding ladyboys fascinating

...you can actually identify a ladyboy after 12 beers

...you get pissed off and ask where's the $#% checkbin when your home local insists on cash for beer

...you are upset that no girls in your home local call you "handsum man" or try to grab your nuts

...your cock falls off

...rather than kissing your tirac, you catch yourself sniffing her

...you still won't eat bugs, but you'll kiss a girl who's just finished a huge bag of them.

...you find golf/cricket/football/baseball on the giant TV more fascinating than a naked lesbian show on table in front of you

Edited November 8, 2007 by aussiexpat

[short 215]

My favorites so far (slightly amended)

 

You know you’ve been in Pattaya too long when……

 

...you stop finding ladyboys fascinating

...you can actually identify a ladyboy after 12 beers

...you get pissed off and ask where's the $#% checkbin when your home local insists on cash for beer

...you are upset that no girls in your home local call you "handsum man" or try to grab your nuts

...your cock falls off

...rather than kissing your tirac, you catch yourself sniffing her

...you still won't eat bugs, but you'll kiss a girl who's just finished a huge bag of them.

...you find golf/cricket/football/baseball on the giant TV more fascinating than a naked lesbian show on table in front of you

 

...the footprints on the toilet seat are yours