A fishing trip

[MM 6,562]

Sisterz has a downstairs urinal cove with a wall of printed jokes. I always enjoy taking a piss and trying to finish a joke or two before coming back to the bar. This one had me laughing all the way to the table.

 

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."

The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"

"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."

"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"

"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"

The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"

"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"

The wife sits and thinks about it.

Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"

The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"

"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"

"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

[villayouth 37]

[nohlsson1 19]

I love it!

[monkeyman 1,604]

[BigusDicus 9,881]

Poor Dog.....

 

 

 

 

Excellent joke, I am stealing it!

Edited August 6, 2009 by BigusDicus

[BigusDicus 9,881]

Poor dog.

[sick buffalo 15]

Yuck!

[bigstuy 8]

you should make this a daily event lol

 

 

 

mms sisterz joke of the day

[pcdodger 2]

 

 

Love it

[matey 0]

very funny

[short 215]

I had a dog that liked to lick my back. Believe it or not, a dogs tongue is really good for that. It has a very abrasive quality.

[ServiceMan78 0]

poor dog but funnier than hell

[dontcha 53]

I'll bet there's loads of guys in pattaya that barfine real dogs and fuck then up the arse before going home to get a blowjob from their wife/girlfriend

[BigusDicus 9,881]

I'll bet there's loads of guys in pattaya that barfine real dogs and fuck then up the arse before going home to get a blowjob from their wife/girlfriend

 

 

Many, many years ago I attended a very swank New Years Eve party with the ex-wife in Beverly Hills. We all consumed copious amount of Dom Perignon champagne. There was a beautiful model type black girl who was giving me the eye most of the evening. At one point I managed to follow her into a bathroom. Brief make out, groping, followed by her bent over the sink while I did her ass. A knock on the door, momentary panic-I zipped my pants up without washing and walked out the door. Fortunately it was not my wife who was knocking.

 

Later on the drive home my very drunk wife decided to pull my dick out and blow me. There was no stopping her! She did not notice. The next morning we both awoke, extremely hung over (champagne is the worst hangover) to the room shaking and rolling. An earthquake of all things. My wife bolted to the bathroom and threw up. Was ill most of the day. Was never sure if it was just the champagne or perhaps sucking the other girls ass off my dick that made her so sick.

[whilliam_mancon 2]

[Obsession 571]

[facilitator1031 3]

poor dog but funnier than hell

Doi'n da dog!!!

[Perth_Simo 0]

Great joke mate. Gotta remember that one for work.

[Esco 19]

5555 Nice one mate