Necrophila

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Often wondered why necrophilia is illegal as the victim is already dead, and their lives have not been damaged and they cant testify anyway.

[9cisco999 107]

Often wondered why necrophilia is illegal as the victim is already dead, and their lives have not been damaged and they cant testify anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

Disease issues?

 

 

I give up. What's the correct answer?

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Disease issues?

 

 

I give up. What's the correct answer?

 

I have no idea, thats why I am asking. I would imagine that it is moral law rather than a practical one

[Bazle 1,500]

Often wondered why necrophilia is illegal as the victim is already dead, and their lives have not been damaged and they cant testify anyway.

On that basis, removing their organs would not be an issue either.

 

Is it not the case that the body belongs to the next of kin? In that case, you should get consent from that person before shagging the corpse; good luck with that discussion!

 

This is dead boring.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Bazle

[Torres09 0]

Troll.

 

This guy regurgitates the same old crap over & over.

 

Fucking moron with an addiction to forums.

[dontcha 53]

I heard that it is mostly a starfish experience and the whole thing is a bit of a dead loss.

You really do instigate some seriously warped topics, have you changed the name of your board to Pattaya Dead yet?

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Troll.

 

This guy regurgitates the same old crap over & over.

 

Fucking moron with an addiction to forums.

 

Look up definition of a troll, sprout head and get back to me. Dont like, dont read, fuck off, simple. I am hardly new to this forum you scouse twirp

 

As far as I am aware, this subject has never been posted on Talk, and certainly not by me.

 

If you have nothing to add, then at least stop yee thread fucking and start posting some topics yourself, which are pretty non-existant on your account or just stick to the B&A section where the majority of your posts are.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[Torres09 0]

Look up definition of a troll, sprout head and get back to me. Dont like, dont read, fuck off, simple. I am hardly new to this forum you scouse twirp

 

As far as I am aware, this subject has never been posted on Talk, and certainly not by me.

 

If you have nothing to add, then at least stop yee thread fucking and start posting some topics yourself, which are pretty non-existant on your account or just stick to the B&A section where the majority of your posts are.

 

 

 

Fuck me I never even cast my line & look what happens

[Gawd Elpus 798]

 

Fuck me I never even cast my line & look what happens

 

True fishermen are subtle and poised, You are not, neither do you share either of those qualities.

 

Now I appreciate that you have just served 6 weeks at Her Majesty's pleasure, and have little to occupy your newly found freedom with, but I suggest that you sign back on at the local day centre and go back to weaving raffia baskets, you are obvioulsy much better at that. If you have nothing to add to the subject, although being a virual corpse yourself I guess has some relevance, then I suggest you go play elswwhere. I am sure your mate Buribumboy needs some tender loving care.

 

 

 

Ta ta.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[Ergodyne 19]

Is it O.K. to combine Necrophelia and Beastiality or will i just be flogging a dead horse

[Rhoel 2]

It's illegal due to the lack of consent, aka rape of the person: The person may be unconscious or dead, in law it makes no difference; they are unable to provide consent.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

It's illegal due to the lack of consent, aka rape of the person: The person may be unconscious or dead, in law it makes no difference; they are unable to provide consent.

 

They would also be unable to testify in court as well. Unless of course the prosecution brought a clairvoyant to the witness stand

Edited July 20, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[Torres09 0]

True fishermen are subtle and poised, You are not, neither do you share either of those qualities.

 

Now I appreciate that you have just served 6 weeks at Her Majesty's pleasure, and have little to occupy your newly found freedom with, but I suggest that you sign back on at the local day centre and go back to weaving raffia baskets, you are obvioulsy much better at that. If you have nothing to add to the subject, although being a virual corpse yourself I guess has some relevance, then I suggest you go play elswwhere. I am sure your mate Buribumboy needs some tender loving care.

 

 

 

Ta ta.

 

 

You seem rattled ,why?

 

Necrophilia is something I have no interest in ,that is true.

 

Google gives all the info relevant to this tacky subject.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

You seem rattled ,why?

 

Necrophilia is something I have no interest in ,that is true.

 

Google gives all the info relevant to this tacky subject.

 

Not rattled, just irritated by low lifes with no other intention but to threadfuck other peoples Topics.

 

I would consult Google then, and hope that keeps you occupied for a few days/months years (if only) and then you can come back and tell us all about it, although having a reading age of 7 you may not understand much of it.,

 

You should get in touch with Chivas, you and he have much in common.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[berettakid 26]

I felt like the luckiest man alive the other day when the ex wife turned to me and told me she wanted to fulfil my wildest sexual fantasy.

 

I knew being a necrophiliac would pay off one day.

[N3RGT 118]

Is it O.K. to combine Necrophelia and Beastiality or will i just be flogging a dead horse

 

......maybe, but some find it dead boring !

[Gawd Elpus 798]

......maybe, but some find it dead boring !

 

 

This a true story.

 

Years ago when I was a student, I worked in the Mortuary Dept of Lewisham Hospital. We werent exactly over respectful to the clients in those days, which regret now. I used to to scoot the stiff trolley down to the Morg and one day the corpse was not secured properly and I recieved a royal bollocking.

 

Now, there was an old guy who was the forman as they were called in those days). He used to take his lunch like clockwork on most days, but we all noticed that when a pretty girl had been brought in from a fatal RTA, he would lock up the place at lunch time, and was only seen coming out later. Make what you will of it, but we were sure that he was having a fiddle about or worse, shagging them. We will never know what hapened, but he would have been in trouble if he had shagged them as a post mortem would have shown that he did I would imagine.

[pcdodger 2]

This a true story.

 

Years ago when I was a student, I worked in the Mortuary Dept of Lewisham Hospital. We werent exactly over respectful to the clients in those days, which regret now. I used to to scoot the stiff trolley down to the Morg and one day the corpse was not secured properly and I recieved a royal bollocking.

 

Now, there was an old guy who was the forman as they were called in those days). He used to take his lunch like clockwork on most days, but we all noticed that when a pretty girl had been brought in from a fatal RTA, he would lock up the place at lunch time, and was only seen coming out later. Make what you will of it, but we were sure that he was having a fiddle about or worse, shagging them. We will never know what hapened, but he would have been in trouble if he had shagged them as a post mortem would have shown that he did I would imagine.

 

 

You surely cant mean the forman got a stiffy at lunchtime

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Sex needs to be consensual (between adults) or it is essentially rape.

 

It is the epitomy of narcissism to shag a corpse let alone ask why it is illegal.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Sex needs to be consensual (between adults) or it is essentially rape.

 

It is the epitomy of narcissism to shag a corpse let alone ask why it is illegal.

 

Because, Sexual penetration with a corpse was made illegal under the Sexual Offences Act 2003. This is defined as depictions of "sexual interference with a human corpse" (as opposed to only penetration), and would cover "depictions which appear to be real acts" as well as actual scenes (see also extreme pornography).

 

As of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, it is also illegal to possess physical depictions of necrophilia, electronic or otherwise. Necrophilia-pornography falls under the governmental description of extreme pornography, of which, possession is classed as illegal under the aforementioned act.

 

That is just 7 years ago, before and up then it was almost impossible to bring charges against a person commiting Necrophelia. Why did it take so long ??????

Edited July 20, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[villayouth 37]

Im just wondering is munging illegal too (not mongering)

 

here is how it goes 1luv

 

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies :beer

 

2) Dig up a Fresh corpse (female) and all fuck the shit out of it :banana

 

3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the cunt and arsehole

 

4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.

 

:bigsmile:

[rightsaid 44]

necrophilia is dead boring.

[Sailfast 503]

I gently cradle and nod her head "yes".

[Sailfast 503]

Troll.

 

This guy regurgitates the same old crap over & over.

 

Fucking moron with an addiction to forums.

C'mon, this is the Funnies Section.

 

If it was posted in another area I could understand your anger... But it's not...

[Gawd Elpus 798]

C'mon, this is the Funnies Section.

 

If it was posted in another area I could understand your anger... But it's not...

 

Not to worry, he is just a bit upset as he got prosecuted for grave robbing in 1996 and has never really lived it down