I knew I was getting older when.....

[rightsaid 44]

What was the question again?

[Lucifer007 1]

When you think it's ok to buy a pair of jeans at Marks and Spencers. The stretchy ones.

[Stormy 0]

When I stopped getting a freebe in Pattaya

[bigstuy 8]

  som nam na said:

...... the bargirls started shouting papa instead of handsome man

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oh that one has to hurt

[MM 6,562]

...when I go out bar hopping with a 30-something guy, and the girls ask if he is my son.

[Parkwahn 61]

  MM said:

...when I go out bar hopping with a 30-something guy, and the girls ask if he is my son.

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I know the feeling

[mkindyfan 0]

...when my bladder didn't last as long as my wallet......

[yorta2 722]

When I go into a bar wearing a (what I tend to think is a fairly) distinguished beard, and all the BGs call me Santa Claus....

[hkaussie 0]

  samfreeland said:

i just no i must be getting old when my 44yr old partner starts sleeping with my daughters 17 yr old friend.

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No problem if you can watch

[jacko 8,933]

When I can't see the letters on my mobile ....

[mkindyfan 0]

........the widow next door starts to look hot.....

[Bazle 1,654]

When they demolish the 22-storey office block you moved into when it was new.

[BigusDicus 9,942]

  MM said:

...when I go out bar hopping with a 30-something guy, and the girls ask if he is my son.

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Jeez!

 

I will be there in a few weeks with a couple of my top salesmen.

 

They have learned to introduce me as - because, the girls always ask:

 

You Papa?

 

So I end up being 'Papa'.

 

I really do not travel half way around the world to be treated as a 'Papa'

[Cobrahead 0]

When the aches that used to go away, stop going away.

[jacko 8,933]

When you go back to the town you were born in and keep getting lost and stuck in the one-way-system.

[Alphonse 109]

  thegrogmonster said:

When entering my date of birth for numerous things it now takes me near on a minute to scroll down to find my year of birth.

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I think it scrolls down to around 1900 to make some of us feel better.......

[jacko 8,933]

When I keep fucking up in the 'Let's Count To 100,000' thread!

[phomsanuk 1]

  harro1 said:

When the cute young hairdresser asked me if I would like my eyebrows trimmed.

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How about your ears

[baht_miser 9]

  jacko said:

When I keep fucking up in the 'Let's Count To 100,000' thread!

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It's alright, you corrected it. Just remember the number after 1159 isn't 1200.

[mkindyfan 0]

.....I bought a sports car even though it's f;'cking uncomfortable to drive....

[jacko 8,933]

  baht_miser said:

It's alright, you corrected it. Just remember the number after 1159 isn't 1200.

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Yeah, I'll be posting my baby pics whjen we get to 1902!!

[Malakor 17]

The three ages of man:

 

Tri-weekly

 

Try weekly

 

Try weakly

[mincey 0]

wonder how many TG call us PAPA knowing they are going to get barfined and "made to have it"

[nidnoyham 30]

When I was shopping in the local sports shop, came to the football boots and realized I will never need to buy them again.

[mkindyfan 0]

.......a cuddle actually became just a cuddle.....