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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.�

 

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

government?

Are there any tips you can give to me?"�

 

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround

yourself with intelligent people."�

 

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me

are really intelligent?"�

 

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to

answer an intelligent riddle."�

 

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in

here, would you?"�

 

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"�

 

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and

father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?"�

 

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be

me."�

 

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen..�

 

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the

same question. "Joe, answer this for me.� Your mother and your father

have a child. �It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is

it?"�

 

"I'm not sure," said Biden "Let me get back to you on that one...."�

 

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an

answer.�

 

Finally, he ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked,

"Sarah, can you answer this for me?� Your mother and father have a

child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"�

 

Sarah Palin answered back, "That's easy, it's me!"�

 

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with

Obama.�

 

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's

Sarah Palin!"�

 

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,

"No!

You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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Basil B

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Republican black humor again.

 

Republicans should really avoid the subject of IQ, do not forget GWB is reputed to have had the lowest IQ of any US President in history.

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Republicans should really avoid the subject of IQ, do not forget GWB is reputed to have had the lowest IQ of any US President in history.

 

By stupid people, yes. I'd say "believed" as in deranged, though, not "reputed".

 

This story is unbelievable. Not even Obama could think Britain has an efficient governm... oh, wait, COMPARED with his, oh, okay, I get it.

 

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lovedog100

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:clueless .....I don't get it?

I don't get it either. I didn't know Sara Palin could answer a question. Is this something new?

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BigusDicus

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Republican black humor again.

 

Republicans should really avoid the subject of IQ, do not forget GWB is reputed to have had the lowest IQ of any US President in history.

 

 

Really? Reputed by whom?

 

Not sure how smart he is. I do know he is the only president who has a MBA. You do not need to be a genius to obtain a MBA, but a certain discipline is necessary.

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Really? Reputed by whom?

 

Not sure how smart he is. I do know he is the only president who has a MBA. You do not need to be a genius to obtain a MBA, but a certain discipline is necessary.

 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article634182.ece

 

OK lowest, all but one "also ran" Warren Harding.

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jballstate

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Republican black humor again.

 

Republicans should really avoid the subject of IQ, do not forget GWB is reputed to have had the lowest IQ of any US President in history.

 

Hey, wait a minute - you don't even have a dog in this fight.

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brotherbuzz

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Some of these morons must not have much to do if they have to come to the joke section to look for a fight. Sorry for them. After all, the sign on the door does read "Funnies"

Strange post, as you're the one who refered to your joke as a fight. Oh well, some folks are just more serious than others.

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