Great " Fuck Me's" in history

[teelack 9,636]

This a game that anyone can play. Simply imagine what the great good and stupid might have said when the light dawned. To get you started:

 

Fuck Me! You want me to put what in my mouth Bill? Monica Lewinski

 

Fuck Me! New socks and shoes ruined! King Canute.

 

Fuck Me! I can only buy shoes by the pair? Long John Silver.

 

Fuck Me! Not a bloody virgin in sight! Osama bin Laden.

 

Fuck Me! 2000 baht for a short time! Gabor.

 

Fuck Me! Doors? Curtains? Walls? There has to be a better name! Bill Gates.

 

Fuck Me! Where is Betty Crocker when you need her? King Alfred.

 

 

[Bushcraft 2,579]

Fuck me, look at all those bloody Indians! Gen. George A. Custer

 

Fuck me, watch that bugger with the bow & arrow, he'll have somebody's eye out! King Harold

[Bear194 51]

Fuck me, I can only afford 3 trips a year to Pattaya............Bear194

[ttk 236]

Fuck me, Now I know why you named the company Microsoft . Melinda Gates

[jonny_two_combs 3]

Fuck me where all this water commin ' from then ay? Edward Smith captain of the Titanic

[Basil B 46]

"Fuck me" not the best choice of words when you find out your bar fine is a kathoey...

[Bushcraft 2,579]

Fuck me! I was just beginning to like Dallas. Jackie Kennedy

 

Fuck me! I was really getting into that play! Mary Lincoln

 

Fuck me! The Queen's invited us out for an evening tour of Paris. Lady Di

[jamie392305 764]

Fuck me!! I should have stuck to my wobble board and Didgeridoo: Rolf Harris

[Nightrider 340]

" FUCK ME " Don't drop the cunt , what kate said to william on the hospital steps as he held their new baby .

[BeerBelly 1,026]

"Fuck me! She was only 16?" -Rob Lowe

[atlas2 4,329]

Fluck me what was that? Mayor of Hiroshima.

[bobgod 5]

Passenger on the Titanic-------

Fuck Me---I wanted ice in my whisky,but this is ridiculous!