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Edited June 14, 2020 by gs joe
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[midlifecrisis]

I might lose something in a backyard that size. Makes me hesitant to go in head first.

[VPI78]

On 6/16/2020 at 10:27 AM, gs joe said:

Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.

The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks”

To which the second gal replied, “You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!”

And the third proclaimed, “I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!”

They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: “Ladies, I don’t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.”

[gs joe]

As the games are back or the box 

[Bullfrog]

41 minutes ago, gs joe said:

As the games are back or the box 

I liked a post on BBC Live in the first game  ...."Due to social distancing the ball has to be 2m behind the line for a goal to be allowed....."

[BigusDicus]

[gs joe]

Well the rains stopped ! 
 

[gs joe]

[gs joe]

Visitors at the door,,!

 

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[BigusDicus]

 

 

 

[gs joe]

[gs joe]

As it’s Father’s Day for some of us 

 

[VPI78]

[VPI78]

[VPI78]

A man runs into a bar.
Panting, he tells the barkeep, “Give me ten shots of your best whiskey—quick!”
So the barkeep sets them up and the man knocks them all back in seconds.
“Why you drinking so fast?” asks the barkeep.
“You’d drink fast too, if you had what I have,” says the man.
“Why, what do you have?” asks the barkeep.
“Only twelve cents.”

[midlifecrisis]

VP, you come up with a lot of good ones!

[accyboy]

[gs joe]

My Thai Friendly profile  photo 

[awesum4]

3 hours ago, gs joe said:

My Thai Friendly profile  photo 

That would probably go well on a western dating site.

But most thai girls are interested in the size of your wallet and/or your heart not the size of your cock. That monster would put most of them off.......

[gs joe]

46 minutes ago, awesum4 said:

That would probably go well on a western dating site.

But most thai girls are interested in the size of your wallet and/or your heart not the size of your cock. That monster would put most of them off.......

Come on have already cut it in half ?

[midlifecrisis]

2 hours ago, awesum4 said:

That would probably go well on a western dating site.

But most thai girls are interested in the size of your wallet and/or your heart not the size of your cock. That monster would put most of them off.......

She said "Đau quá!" - "It hurts too much." Full Metal Jacket