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[BigusDicus 9,883]

[BigusDicus 9,883]

Understand paranoid people better by following them around...

[Shooter 864]

2 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator, Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of agencies...FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, AFT, etc. Now, Congress is considering a proposal for another agency: the “Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service”....can’t you see it now? The new agents in their black uniforms with the initials in large white letters across their backs???

I am almost the appropriate physique for that job.  ?

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[Shooter 864]

12 minutes ago, BigusDicus said:

 

Priorities.  Man is an athlete.  LOL

[forcebwithu 4,858]

5 hours ago, Shooter said:

Priorities.  Man is an athlete.  LOL

Was thinking the same thing.  ⚾, ?, ? in that order. 

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There are no coincidences

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This year I am giving up Hershey's chocolate

for Lindt.

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That's why I always keep a change of clothes handy ...

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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