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32 minutes ago, teelack said:

Just like I feel today

 

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Bernard Manning: " Everyday I wake up before I open my eyes I move my elbows out - if I dont feel wooden sides its another day Im winning"

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A man was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

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Breaking news a cheese factory in France explodes.

Eyewitness reports of De-Brie everywhere.d

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1 hour ago, BigusDicus said:

Breaking news a cheese factory in France explodes.

Eyewitness reports of De-Brie everywhere.d

LOL, and then there was a fire at the lingerie factory. It was a falsie alarm. 

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Just for a laugh

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Yeah right!

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5 hours ago, teelack said:

Just for a laugh

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Mary had a little lamb

that used to sing the pops

now thats all changed

into mutton chops.

 

 

When Mary had a little lamb

the doctors were surprised.

when Old McDonald had a farm

they couldn't believe their eyes

 

 

 

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On 8/30/2025 at 11:56 AM, awesum4 said:

Mary had a little lamb

that used to sing the pops

now thats all changed

into mutton chops.

 

 

When Mary had a little lamb

the doctors were surprised.

when Old McDonald had a farm

they couldn't believe their eyes

 

 

 

Mary had a little sheep 

with this sheep she did sleep 

the sheep turned out to be a ram 🐏 

and Mary had a little lamb 

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On 8/1/2025 at 5:09 PM, forcebwithu said:

 

 

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