BigusDicus

I have a new dermatologist. She is late 20's, of Korean ethnicity, very good looking! Last year she did a full body exam for the first time. I got a hard on! I saw her last week for my second annual full exam. She asked me to leave my underwear on this time At least she did not have to ask me to stop masturbating.

Ouch!

Keep this in mind in case you have a job application, or in case you want to live life to its fullest. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was onc

There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... It wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then .. I rear-ended the car in front of me. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the other car ... (and you know how when you get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get kinda funny)? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, he looks up at me and shouts, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which

Damn! You could be right. That means I am turning into a lesbian.

Damn you N3! Just sprayed my keyboard with red wine. Was laughing so hard!

Thats good!

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How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=onenight

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked. At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were understandably angry. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hour

Thank You. I really enjoyed it. Would have been fun to be there. Wonder if he would play Pattaya?

Both good points!

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Pete - I also applaud the addition of espresso. Looking forward to trying your wine selections.

A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. But the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.' The woman calml

In a country (Thailand) where a man can get a sex change-including adams apple removal for only $1500 I cannot wonder if this happens more than some of us realize......

The world goes round.....

Big tits & beer. Really is not much of a choice.

Excellent!

There's a lot of advertising but the winner should be this promo at the Doctor's office.

A view from Wisconsin.... Certainly makes sense to me.... "We in Wisconsin cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold a Presidential election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer...and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blonde with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship. Is there a contest here?"

Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Papa

A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, Well then, maybe I'll just g o out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try"! The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!

A man's in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occassions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, "Why do you love doing that?" She replies, "Because I really miss mine."

A master of articulation he is not.