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Okay Guys, A very cute young thing I brought back with me tonight from Insomnia has just left my room. I am far to tired and just a tad too drunk to do a full report at the moment. I will say this: She: Cute, personable, and eager to please (not the one I talked with last night by the way). She spent 2.5 hours with me on an agreed upon ST visit. Insomnia: this place is not for everybody. Not perfect by any means. But a welcome break from the "Same/Same" of most of the other clubs in town. I like it! But what do I know? I am just a crazy guy from S Calif!

As I mentioned previously, I was dead tired and burned out last night. While I did not discuss financial details with the cutie I sat with, she seemed eager (not pushy) to be barfined. I told her "I have no power" but would return tomorrow. She seemed content. Just out of curiosity I asked her if she liked "Sa-moke". She smiled and said "little bit". I pouted and said I enjoyed being Sa-moked alot! After a while I checked bin and said to her, "I'll see you later". She waved goodbye and also said "see you later", then laughed and said, "No, I'll Sa-moke you later". We both laughed.

I was there late tonight- 2 AM ish. Very nice, and I was only downstairs. Sat down and was immediately pounced upon by a cute little thing, only seven days on the job. Adorable! Just did not have the energy to go upstairs. Still fighting jet lag and had spent the afternoon and early evening with a cutie from TQ. The little girl seemed very receptive to an evening of frolic, deserved better than I could have given tonight. I just came back to the hotel. Damn, I disappoint myself. Overall the girls were polished, more sophisticated than most in Pattaya. Personally, I

Guys, I am a tomato fanatic. My girlfriend and I grow several varieties of heirloom tomatoes at home. To me a 'Caprese' salad (tomato, fresh buffalo mozzarella, thinly sliced onion, fresh basil) is as good as it gets. Almost as good as sex (hum, perhaps my sex life could improve....). I originally replied to the above quote with agreement. Had never seen a good tomato at either a restaurant or markets such as Tops or Big C. I am currently in Pattaya. Have been walking across 2nd Road at Soi 13 to the new mall. There is a market there. Cannot remember the name, perhaps Vill

New reports anytime soon????

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm And we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate,'' not fascinating. Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated'' The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."...not fascinated. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because s

The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the li

Anybody hear more on the rumour of Thai Air beginning service BKK -CRK (Angeles City) in November? I have just checked their website, no mention of it

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9' high and sets him on the counter He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says th

God Bless

What about crocadile handbags? I have purchased a few over the years. Any particular places where the quality and prices are good

I wonder if "Boutique" farming might make sense? Someone suggested you do careful market research. Why not visit with the chefs at the finer hotels and restaurants. Ask them what they would like that they currently cannot easily buy. Forecast their usage. There have got to be many items that chefs would love have. On similar subject; a couple of years ago I ran into someone at TQ1. He was somehow involved with a new winery somewhere outside of Pattaya. I had a couple of newbies in tow and was too busy to find out as much as I would have liked. I am curious as to how they

Absolutely agree!

You probably got it from visiting a website. It is amazing what you can pick just by clicking onto a site. Joe, My guess would be the phone call is where they nailed him. He will find out soon enough.

Ad Aware is very good. I use it along with several others. http://www.lavasoft.com/products/ad_aware_free.php is a link to their website for the free version. I do not think you could have been billed anything that you would be legally bound to. I assume you did not give them a credit card #. What was the # you dialed? Have you checked your phone bill yet?

Perhaps I should clarify. I was asking if Tim's Boutique Hotel is guest friendly?

Are they guest friendly?

Bill brings up several very good points. Another consideration is the armrests on each side of the seat in economy fold up. On those (increasingly rare) occasions when you have an empty seat or two next to you you can fold the arms up and stretch out across the seats. The armrests in the premium economy are fixed I believe(?). I have never flown premium, several of my friends who have flown with me have. I believe it is the same basic food, drinks, etc.. Not worth an extra $400 to me (must be the frugal Scottish side of me showing). I am not a large person, do not feel partic

Wasn't it Milton Berle who said that every joke has been written, they are just retold? seems to me he wrote a book that claimed to have everyone of them.

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, Sir."

If one has to go, why not on a bar crawl?

As much as I enjoy blonde jokes... I want to see more of Sex Kitten's tits!

Guys, I have been to Pattaya many times over the last 10 years. Never spent time in Bangkok. A couple of friends/clients will be staying at the Swissôtel Le Concorde when I arrive in a few weeks. Thinking of spending a few days. Bangkok cannot be that bad!!!! Question: Is Swissôtel Le Concorde anywhere near "the action". Are they girl friendly? If not, how far and how much?

"Am I Gay?" Self Examination 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Fl aaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think

Golf is good for your health! Irish is optional. An 80-year old Irish man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Irish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy,' and that's why. I'm in such good shape.' I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of whiskey and all is well.' 'Well," says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?' 'Who said my Dad's dead?' The do