Bushcraft

You're right, I stretched the truth a bit. In fact I failed to get a work permit as a Baht bus driver for some unknown reason, so only rode shotgun. Lord give me strength if you can't recognise an admittedly frivolous but not malicious post, there's no call to be abusive Paps.

You're right, I stretched the truth a bit. In fact I failed to get a work permit as a Baht bus driver for some unknown reason, so only rode shotgun. Lord give me strength if you can't recognise an admittedly frivolous but not malicious post, there's no call to be abusive Paps.

As a former Baht bus driver I want to clear up a misunderstanding arising from somebody's threadfuck. Unless we've heard that Paps is in town, we've always turned right onto 2nd Road when coming down Tai from Buakhow. Except for the odd Russian-lover, my old mates still do this now but are waiting to hear that Paps is back, when 80% of them will turn left instead for old time's sake.

Priceless, you've excelled yourself this time. I can just imagine that barcrawl actually happening. Thanks for posting.

Welcome to the Board, and please tell us this is a joke topic. It's certainly got me laughing. If you're even remotely serious with your description of events/feelings, you equally seriously need a wake-up call and were born yesterday. Can't think why you're feeling just slightly suspicious, after all, bargirls often fancy a night in comfort as a change from their hovel, and splash out on a hotel room just to themselves. They also go missing for hours or days at a time occasionally, as they're very devout Buddhists who like to take time out to meditate in temples, where mobile phones etc. ar

Forgive me being nosey, but what was the cost of that 1st Class leg to Frankfurt? Just so that I can boggle at the (for me) unaffordable.

Maybe 'Honkytonk Women' ..

Nigerian version of Who's Who: Who Dat?

Brilliant mate, had me laughing.

If not the Forza, get a PCX Martin, it's also brilliant on flooded roads, I've blessed it on several occasions in the past. The Forza sells for around 165,000 Baht new.

I moved up from a PCX to a Forza a month ago, and am delighted with it, as are passengers. I have no trouble getting around Pattaya on it, as it's no wider than the PCX from mirror to mirror. Sure it's heavy, but beautifully balanced and a joy to weave through traffic with. The extra turn of speed from 300 cc is also great when you have a bit of open road. I'm 6 feet tall and find the riding position very comfortable. There is an option of placing the feet flat on the running-board in the conventional position or raising them to the angled section as if riding a chopper. The large fuel tan

Fuck me! I was just beginning to like Dallas. Jackie Kennedy Fuck me! I was really getting into that play! Mary Lincoln Fuck me! The Queen's invited us out for an evening tour of Paris. Lady Di

Pleng has reinvented herself, and good luck to her, but IMO shared by others she's a shouter not a singer, and has a very limited repertoire as yet. I avoid parties where her group are booked to do the music, as she grates on my nerves after about 3 songs. Hope it works for you though Nev.

Fuck me, look at all those bloody Indians! Gen. George A. Custer Fuck me, watch that bugger with the bow & arrow, he'll have somebody's eye out! King Harold

I think most punters who come to Pattaya follow the dictum of J.C. Fields - they don't trust people who don't drink. To the OP: just socialise as you prefer and drink as you prefer, like the rest of us.

As useless as tits on a bull.

As a new member I guess you can't PM yet. My number is given in this thread, so by all means give me a call.

The way things are going in Patts, you'll fit right in anyway, get yourself over here and have a good time!

Great topic this, I don't have time right now but will contribute (if anyone's interested) when I can - keep it going!

I don't remember any problem in resuming boomboom right away. You've reminded me of the time I asked a gynaecologist friend of mine when it was ok to resume sex after your wife had given birth. His reply: "Gentlemen wait until the afterbirth has been delivered." Cracked me up, that one.

Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry. Don't know about the cost as I had mine about 25 years ago, I do remember it was absolutely painless, took about 20 minutes and there was a slight feeling of discomfort for 2-3 days afterwards, nothing worth bothering about. Highly recommended if you're sure you don't want to father any more kids. Oh, and it doesn't affect your libido or potency in the slightest, age does that.

What an obnoxious cow, what does it take to make some idiots realise that it's time to shut up? Yep, knock her out, tie her up until she's sober. Unfortunately flight crew aren't equipped and trained for this kind of passenger, and why should they have to be, and when something like this occurs they have no ultimate recourse but to land and get rid of the offender - infuriating for the other passengers, personally I'd have quietly decked her if I was on board.

The Chinese girl looks none too pleased, like she's chewing on a wasp. Congrats to Miss Ratchanok, may her shuttlecock give pleasure to millions in the future.

Well done for this pictorial report Firth. I visited this awful place myself many years ago, when living in Germany, and I think the Germans have done a marvellous thing to keep Dachau and other camps starkly accessible to visitors so that humankind never forgets the horrors perpetrated by a previous generation.

Congratulations on 8 not out, Adam. I'll be there to help you celebrate.