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Stop being so wise Bigus, it's making the rest of us look bad.......555

Here in NZ we had 3 weeks of level 3 lockdown (from level 4 where all restaurants and fastfood was closed). In level 3 restaurants and fast food could only do takeaways and you had to either by phone or order online. We went for a walk around a popular eating area and decided on philipino food. Looked up their menu online and rang the order through. They sent a text with bank account number and cost. I transferred the money. They cooked the food, placed it on the table in the doorway, I picked it up and we went home to eat. Complicated and a bit time consuming but totally contact free. Now under level 2 we can eat in a restaurant but only up to 10 people at a table. Tables at least 2 meters apart and only 1 server per table. Drinks are ordered at the table, no going to the bar. The pork BBQ was great. The beef kare kare was uninspiring compared to a thai satay.

Which half? The cute or the female...555

As long as the shoplifters are cute and female I see no problem.

I showed this to the German guy at work and he didnt even smile. Mind you he's a accountant, they have no sense of humour.

Yes. Or so my wife says...and she is never wrong....though she sometimes says incorrect things to check I am really listening....555

Its the same guy twice...his initial reaction and his later one where he licks his lips. I had to watch it again to check. You need to watch it several more times to check I'm right...555

In the interest of fairness can you please advise the date on which the USA banned its citizens from travelling overseas, thereby stopping them from infecting other countries? Also what date the US health advisors told the administration that this was a highly contagious virus?

I'd be the guy in red.... loving it

Chimpanzee......in fact 3 chimpanzees and a hyena. Sorry it's for your own good..you have been drinking too much lately....555

But what if it's a funny personal problem? Surely that's allowed...

Come on Bullfrog, you can tell us, you are among friends......555

I related to so many of those...especially the tape that you cant get off its cardboard centre. Happens to me every bloody time

Hey you are not allowed to post pics or videos of BMs girlfriends on here. Now please remove this video of Ewenice before she sees it and blasts me for sending it to you.

Fake news.. That's not Detroit , its Cleveland Ohio...555

Air Asia have been terrible at customer service for years. We were flying from Bali to Jakarta a few years ago when the volcano was erupting. Plane had taxied to the runway ready to fly when it was cancelled. We sat on the plane for an hour then got told to get off, led us outside the terminal, but our bags were inside the terminal. Guards wouldn't let us in as we didnt have valid tickets...ours were for a flight that left 2 hours ago...duh. Got our bags eventually and found a hotel for the night. Kept ringing them to find out what was going on, as soon as I started speaking English they just hung up on me. Went to the airport the next day and just stood at the counter refusing to move until they put us on a plane. Later had problems with the flight home because of the volcano. Had to stay an extra 4 days, Virgin Australia were brilliant.

It's always raining in Sweden, except when its snowing. That's why Volvos have lights that stay on all the time.

My dog is certainly happy. She gets 2 long walks a day now rather than 4 short ones a week.

That's a good thing if we look at it cynically, a few extra women for each of us. They already outnumber us slightly.

Do they? I've just seen a clip where the Governors of Washington and Michigan and several other states and the mayor of New York were complaining they cant get the help they need from the federal government. 91% of health workers cant get the masks they need. In the same clip President Trump clearly said " I tell Mike Pence not to call the governors of Washington and Michigan". He cant even remember their names. Some leadership in a time of crisis.

Brilliant mate, one of several that have made me laugh in the last couple of days. Keep up the good work

They dont need to help spread it more. The USA now has the most cases in the world.

They accepted it because they had no choice. But these days we have a choice and people and governments are having to make difficult choices everyday. Some are choosing to prioritise old peoples lives over keeping their economies going. Some are choosing to keep economies going over old peoples lives. Some are trying to do a bit of both. Each country (and city and region and state) is having to wrestle with that problem. Despite the tinhat brigade on here there is no overwhelming deepstate that's running things.

The costs are extraordinary but that's what we are trying. What would be the costs of thousands dying and tens of thousands being very very sick like Italy? What is the cost of the 12 doctors there that have died so far? We have a fairly low national debt, so the government has decided it worth increasing that to cover some of the costs. Maybe it wont work, but it's worth a go.

And God said "sorry I'm in self isolation, have been since that Martin Luther pissed me off"