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I reckon it's a set up.

Great thanks.

I gave up on it when they wanted Ad-blocker turned off.

Notes and coins with his image will be legal tender for a long time. Well I hope so I've got a few 1000'a here in Oz for my next trip.

That sounds great Pete. I, personally, would think it could be very good for the Pattaya Beer Garden.

Read, read, read not just this forum. There are a few others as well. It's all good info. My first trip was during my 56th year, so not much different to you. You'll have a ball. The area is perfect for a first timer. I always stay in the area. Literally tons of great food, plenty of massage places, laundry's all over the place, wot's not to like. Get yourself on google maps and take a wander around before you leave to get a feel for where you are going.

^Broad English accents eh! I could follow it but only cos I spent some time darn sarfe.

Never had a thought about taking a dip in Pattaya waters. However have done in Hua Hin, Ko Samet, Ko Larn and also Kata beaches.

Stopped trying to understand women's logic years ago. Does my head in. Certainly would not be joining her.

Always walked through Mikes when heading to Soi Diana, if only to get a brief respite from the heat.

You'll have a ball.

I don't use a TV antenna, I guarantee you would have back in 1959-60

Remember when I was 4 or 5 we had a lightening strike in the UK. Just at home with Mum and she ushered me to the wall far away from the window. A few seconds later we watched as the antenna cable that ran down the wall fried from a strike. Mum had unplugged it minuets before. The old lady next door who was near her window was thrown across the room.

Any chance of getting insurance?

Well my last two month long holidays has coincided with them being closed. So I've almost forgotten what their food tasted like.

Joke 1: A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets." Joke 2: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. Joke 3: One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..." Joke 4: As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died." Joke 5: A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" Joke 6: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are fantasy creatures. Joke 7: At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do." Joke 8: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller. Joke 9: The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you've been working on for so long!" His father yelled, "You idiot! We've been living on the funding of that case for ten years!" Joke 10: How many lawyer jokes are in existence? Only three. All the rest are true stories.

Good one Phil.

Not open Monday. Not open Tuesday. Not open Wednesday. Not open Thursday. Asked today on their Facebook if open today and after 2 hours no reply. Are they on holiday? Been looking forward to their food all year.

So is this a case of kabob kaput?

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Typical in todays world people bitching about something they know stuff all about. Trouble is today they get listened to.

Yes been looking at it a good few years now.

Last book I read was "Outlaws Inc" by Matt Potter Fantastic tale about the Russian IL-76 pilots who just took the planes when Russia had it's collapse, and started basically running guns, drugs, aid, etc. Got it from Canterbury Tales last trip.

Happy birthday Larry, hope to catch up in August. Hope you have a great night.