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Tina is great.........A 'one trick pony' but truly excellent. To run through those 2 routines night after night after night....Showing, (despite the groundhog day feeling 'she' must get), such outstanding professionalism is greatly to 'her' credit. The old Malibu...... same venue different building....had so much spontaneity. Every night it was epitome of the Thai clichés "same same but different" It also had a very good mix of all three sexes. Something for everybody! My favourite act was the extremely sexy and purely pooying... Lady Marmalade's, Volez vous couchet avec moi sur sois.'

A pale shadow of it's former glory.

Love it too........It means 'Waterfall of pork'........I ask for it 'mai 'ow man'......Without fat! Love it!! Looks good too. My other fav' "gang key lek' means what it looks like........ a plate of "Curry shit metal" A less enticing ring to it I agree ..Ask for it 'Sai Nang kwai' (buffalo skin). They won't have it (thankfully) but a falang asking for it always makes them laugh.

Walking through the London yuletide of '66.........Mid-evening in the West End .........Our pockets bulging with the 2 and 6 penny bits and ten bob notes that we'd cadged by wishing all our paper-round customers a, "very merry Christmas sir" We were 14 and this was swinging London. We had the Beatles new single to whistle, the World Cup and James Bond.....But life was about to get even better..... Some spur of the moment thing, pulled us out of the cold and into an Indian restaurant. We already knew the waiters well enough.......they'd sometimes give us bread and marge' at the door ro

Sounds like a worthy cause.....and most of all.'Trustworthy' that's where I'll be putting my baht this Christmas......After I've paid for some glasses.....I thought you were called VPL78...... My apologies... ruined half my jokes too! Anyone who wants to contribute to "The Glasses for a poor Old Sod registered charity" please contact me in the " Jomtien Home for the bewildered"

Good morning VPL...."May the 4th be with you!" Sorry for the delay, a Karmicly conspired power cut occurred in Jomtien, just as I was about to press the post button the day before yesterday. Honest.... as God is my witness! Of course, when I'd paid my bill for breakfast the power came back on, but one of the world's greatest posts was lost forever. Yesterday, at breakfast the internet was still down so..............Here we are! I'm 'C of E', and proud of it! Though for me that basically means,..... Christmas and Easter! ......You know the presents and the chocolate eggs......

An interesting theory and I'm thinking along the same lines.....Can Karma merits be awarded, by 'interpretation' in either side of a given situation? Can Karma be bent to suit whatever view point you take?? Or is karma an incorruptible force beyond interpretation? Buddhists please explain Just yesterday a girl I've known for 4 years took me to a lake between Teprasit road and Sukumvit ........It's the park with the 2 Concrete elephants outside it on the same road as Rioja. She goes there to make merit. She buys fish,and gob, and jinjock at a nearby market and sets them free in the lake

I heard, (a little bird told me) that the finches we are asked to pay to set 'free' from their tiny cages, are trained to fly straight back to their 'owners' shacks.....(mansions)?..... to be set free again tomorrow. Surely the Thias doing this gain de-merits in their 'tally of life......' little red minus' put next to Somchai's name......I suppose it's rationalised in some way........... Maybe......... ....."Money is evil......it's the cause of so many of the world's problems...so much fighting and jealousy......So many sleepless nights...so many unhappy people.........Because I

Got me thinking......... Where exactly on the chicken do they get the nuggets from?? .........And where can you get the baseball caps with the peaks at the back??.........And I can never spot the camoflage shorts when I want to buy a pair..........and.......oh my nurse is calling.........again.

Jordan might still be giving lessons on the 4th floor of Mike shopping mail.

Jacko..... on points!

Red shirts on a Sunday last round?

As a certain BM is sadly not around anymore it falls to me to point out pedantically, the 3rd dimension..........Surely said bollocks would be cubic! The goading (Joe'ding) effect of this would be to ruin your day 'BD' and leave you thinking.."Why did I bluddy bother?" As it is, I took great pleasure in this lady's triumph......... Reducing through greed a pillar of the capitalist system to a figure of ridicule ......and a member of the justice system to a gullible twerp. Through your joke I found myself fondly recalling a rhyme by William Shakespeare learned at my father's knee mo

What happened to Ann?

I used to run a girl's football team............One of the girls was called Nadia. She was half Thai as it happens. I used to smirk with pleasure whenever the other kids shouted out to her........."Go Nad!"

'I think Paddy's Day would look better another colour'.....Stella MacCartney

I think you're right Doc......... I just find it what 'is' PC and what 'isn't' odd. Certainly the behaviour outlined by the 'op' is something we've all had experience of. .....But it wasn't that long ago Russians would never leave home without a bag 'in case' there was a shelf in a food store with something on it!

WILL 'RED' BE THE NEW 'BLACK'?.................IF NOT WHY NOT? What I mean is...... If the word, 'Blacks' or 'Jews' or 'Muslims' was to be substituted for 'Russians' in these, (I'm sure), accurate, but stereotypical accounts..... AND the ensuing wholesale condemnations of an entire 'people'.......well we'd quite correctly have a tremendous stink and the board in righteous up-roar...... and the 'PC' crowd, those that hadn't swooned, would be spitting feathers, thumping their lap-tops and foaming at the mouth. But no one jumps to the defence of the Russians. I think you are al

You're right there! I think we've all got a soft spot for Oliver.......But by your definition he must be certified as, 'light in the loafers'. I'm sure I've seen him in a blouse and wig sipping wine! ...Think he was a musketeer!

Oliver's............. looking a bit gay there.

Nothing gay about wine........I drink it. Oliver Reed drank it.......Quentin Crisp never touched the stuff........Beer makes you queer.......OMG I'm homophobic!!

Put whatever you want in that piss............I'm just amazed at how they get the cats to balance on top of the bottles!! OMG I'm a beer snob!!

I find this advice almost offensive................OMG! I'm a bloody wine snob!....

Been to Cafe de Amis...and Pascal........I've found Cafe le Mar on Jomtien beach to have as a good selection. Not cheap.......buy bottles not by the glass. My Australian Shiraz was a cheeky little thing....I was immensely amused by its presumption!

Thanks....as it's Lent I have piously given up just about everything 'cept shagging. But Sundays I can go for it.....My last Sunday Roast was at the Punch and Judy. The food was good there, if a little more expensive........but I had the lamb. However, the house wine was horrible and even a parsimonious git like me couldn't finish it. I liked the P&W in Patts so I'll give this a try. I hope to post a photograph of an 'empty' glass of wine in my report.