Montydog

May help someone in the future! All those assholes riding CBRs in shorts and sandals come from somewhere

Mates got a Taiwanese GF (living in England) all he says about his trips is that once he becomes a “tourist” and is not staying with the family all costs go crazy hotels food etc. Think Hong Kong for price point. Very expensive.

Hope your father is OK in the long term. But another reason NOT to hire motorcycles in Thailand you will not be covered by your travel insurance and most people who rent them have little or no road sense. And the Thais on the road well most have never had a driving lesson let alone taken a test so if your stupid enough to take the risk make sure you have the cover, Shame you father didn’t do the paperwork before leaving you and your family with this mess to sort out.

As ever

This is the bit from Stickman a week or two ago “The homeless farang whose photo appeared in this column a month or two back and who has been a regular fixture on Sukhumvit is still homeless and looks worse for wear. It turns out his name is Michael, and he is indeed a German national who I am informed was once a sales rep for the manufacturer of two of Germany's finest products, Erdinger and Warsteiner. Wearing the very same clothes I first photographed him in way back in the middle of March, he is as filthy as ever. Until earlier this week, if you happened to be anywhere near Cowboy or Nana you may have spotted him, perhaps sitting outside a convenience store drinking a hot coffee, or perhaps curled up next to some of the homeless Thais for whom Sukhumvit is home. But you won't see him there now. My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw him this week on Soi LK Metro, down in Pattaya! He was in a long conversation with himself, in English, holding his pants up with one hand, as appears to be his trademark. He was pointing at various people with his free hand at which point he saw the camera pointing right at him....and came bounding towards me. Time to do the Johnny bolt! Seeing a grin on his face, I decided to stick around and he wasn't hostile at all. He started telling me about the history of Kassikornbank and how it was once called Thai Farmers Bank. He then asked me, in English with a heavy German accent, if he thought they sold coffee inside. Ever the devil, I told him that the only way to know was to go inside and ask the staff....which he did. I didn't wait to see what happened and left him to his new friends in green uniforms. But the big question is, just how did he manage to make it from Bangkok to Pattaya? This guy really is in a bad state and if anyone from the German embassy is reading, he needs your help!” Full article here: http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/StickmanBangkokWeeklyColumn2011/Soi-LK-Metro-Pattaya.htm I’m just glad I didn’t have to sit next to him on the bus.

Dennis in the Metro in soi LK is showing the race, as for timings find out what time the start time is in Assen then add the time difference

Pimping by proxy

Then whats the point

Shame it’s the day I leave, you’re HERE links aren’t working BTW

More fun with pictures of the dickhead; http://www.pattayamail.com/localnews/drunk...us-for-fun-2701

Sunview is decent but joiner fee on second girl but on the plus or minus side (depends on you) a no LB policy http://www.sunviewplacepattaya.com/

That’s Ok just means she has plenty of time to get ready for her next “boyfriend”

Thanks for the vid’s and pictures brings back some very good memories of my youth………..where did all that time go Shame I missed it or maybe not as I don’t think I can pogo anymore

I think this is what was needed; http://www.huahinforum.com/viewtopic.php?f...amp;hilit=Ferry Starts about page 16

Or Metro Apartments on the same soi if you want A/C

Has anyone tried this service yet. Tempted to do a few days in Hua Hin next month as a break from Patt’s

Dave, on a serious note any chance of reserving a signed copy to pick up in May? That’s signed by Jimmy BTW not Logan

I was there when the Union Jack was raised at government house in Port Stanley (Falkland Islands 1982) "And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the Blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedy's?" When after all It was you and me And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay !

As a frequent guest at the Metro (and room 3) I can confirm all the OP’s post, bloody good place to stay and drink.

Anyone who reads the video title

Toothache, sore throat, headache all depends. There is some sort of balm on the band aid they swear by

That’s like crashing a party in your local metal hospital. Once and only once

Personally I have no beef with Dave, never stayed at his place but have eaten there and used the book shop. But if I was him I would ask this “Logan” to stop as he is in danger of creating a BigD Skyslops situation.

Unfortunately that’s already happened thanks to that fuckin’ clown and his company

As always :clap2