Please Help A Newbie...

[OnMyWay 0]

OK, I've been off this board over the new year holiday and I now have a few questions:

 

1- I'm considering moving to LOS. What's it cost to live there??

 

2- Where are the stunners working?

 

3- How much should I pay for Long time and Short Time? And how long is a Long Time vs. Short Time?

 

4- Do I pay 5 baht or 10 baht for a ride on the baht bus?

 

Thanks in advance for all your help guys. I've read everywhere on this board and just can't get answers to these important questions. I can't wait to read this and get to Pattaya....

 

Mark

[MM 6,562]

Good questions

[sexyman 15]

I am sure you have made a lot of money selling your hand lotion, so dont worry about the prices.

The stunners are all on Beach rd around midnight. When you get one, hire a Gondola and take her to Koh Larn. She will be forever grateful and may let you be her sponsor!

[volsfan 43]

It only cost 10k baht a month, so sell everything and move tomorrow. Give all the extra to charity as you won't need it.

 

The stunners don't work. They all have sponsors out of the country, so they give it away for free to those of us that are here. Kinda like taking it for a test drive to see if you want to make payments once you leave also.

 

Who cares about LT vs ST. It is all free.

 

Why ride the baht bus when you can take one of those enjoyable motorbike taxi's instead. They are so much quicker, what with them being exempt from stop signs, speed limits, and every other traffic law you can imagine. And they are all agreeable to only 10 bht no matter where they take you. If they complain, they are only kidding. Kind of a Thai tradition. Just smile and walk away. They won't mind.

[for_ard 0]

1. Nothing. Get a live in working girl (they will all want to do this) and she will pay for everything.

 

2. Your live in will know and bring one home for you on demand.

 

3. Nothing. "Live in" will treat to long or short time women as required.

 

4. Nothing. Tell the driver you live with a local and they will only be too happy to give you a free ride.

[monkeyman 1,604]

I knew we'd get the right answers to these questions eventually.

[travlling 0]

There are some stunners at jennys star bar on walking street

[MrMango 667]

OK, I've been off this board over the new year holiday and I now have a few questions:

 

1- I'm considering moving to LOS. What's it cost to live there??

 

2- Where are the stunners working?

 

3- How much should I pay for Long time and Short Time? And how long is a Long Time vs. Short Time?

 

4- Do I pay 5 baht or 10 baht for a ride on the baht bus?

 

Thanks in advance for all your help guys. I've read everywhere on this board and just can't get answers to these important questions. I can't wait to read this and get to Pattaya....

 

Mark

Boy are you a slow learner. With over 1300 posts, you would think that at least the Baut Bus question would have been answered...

 

Somehow, I think that this post is in jest, IMHO of course...

[PattayaPete 530]

Actually, everyone is a newbie at least once and these sorts of questions are relevant to newbies. We can laugh and make fun of them but this forum will always welcome newbies and answer their questions. It's no bother to me and I enjoy initiating yet another new soul into the mysterys of Pattaya.

 

It is possible to do a search and all these questions are covered but newbies always fear that everything has changed in the last two days so want to be reassured that things are still as they have read.

 

On my first trip to Thailand I was severely ripped off in one of the infamous upstairs bars at Patpong. If a board such has this had existed in those days I would have been much wiser and saved myself a lot of grief.

 

So go ahead newbies and ask your questions. Some members here are happy to give you a helpful pointer to what is likely to become a lifelong addiction.

[Eneukman 1]

OK, I've been off this board over the new year holiday and I now have a few questions:

 

1- I'm considering moving to LOS. What's it cost to live there??

 

2- Where are the stunners working?

 

3- How much should I pay for Long time and Short Time? And how long is a Long Time vs. Short Time?

 

4- Do I pay 5 baht or 10 baht for a ride on the baht bus?

 

Thanks in advance for all your help guys. I've read everywhere on this board and just can't get answers to these important questions. I can't wait to read this and get to Pattaya....

 

Mark

Difficult questions these, especially when I suspect you're taking the piss However, the answers are very simple really

 

1. About 20,000 baht for Soi 7, 80,000 baht for me and up to you what you spend each month.

 

2. In every bar apart from the ones you visit.

 

3. Pass. Long time is long enough for you to cum twice. Short time is "Have you not finished yet?"

 

4. Up to you but you'd better be able to run faster than the baht bus driver when you offer him 5 baht for a trip from Jomtien to Naklua.

 

Alan

[Wings 55]

Join Pattaya2 message board and have a read there.

[for_ard 0]

Actually, everyone is a newbie at least once and these sorts of questions are relevant to newbies. We can laugh and make fun of them but this forum will always welcome newbies and answer their questions. It's no bother to me and I enjoy initiating yet another new soul into the mysterys of Pattaya.

 

It is possible to do a search and all these questions are covered but newbies always fear that everything has changed in the last two days so want to be reassured that things are still as they have read.

 

On my first trip to Thailand I was severely ripped off in one of the infamous upstairs bars at Patpong. If a board such has this had existed in those days I would have been much wiser and saved myself a lot of grief.

 

So go ahead newbies and ask your questions. Some members here are happy to give you a helpful pointer to what is likely to become a lifelong addiction.

Pete/All

 

Sorry for my flipant answer, but I did assume there was some humour in the questions. I also assumed the poster, whose many posts have given me the impression he knows a lot about Pattaya, was writing in jest.

 

I agree we should all help newbies, as I was helped in the past. However if this is a serious post then why has it not been moved to the newbie section?

[monkeyman 1,604]

If that was a serious post then it sounds like we're having another outbreak of viral amnesia. Run for it lads.

 

[LilWilly 0]

I too think the original post was a jest, but some of the in-cheek responses to #4 is a little scary. From what I've read, pissing on the drivers can get you into deep do-do real quick.

[Emil 0]

Mark I'm still trying to find a TG who works the checkout counter at Carrefour that gives happy endings. I came close a few months back when one told me, "No charge".

[RedBull 0]

Oh dear!

 

It seems you've made the age old mistake of confusing Pattaya with one of those sex tourist places like Rio, Costa Rica or East London!

 

Nothing of that nature goes on in Pattaya.

 

Please refrain from asking questions like that on this much respected informative forum!

[spoojebob 0]

Thank you Pete for the encouragement.

So go ahead newbies and ask your questions. Some members here are happy to give you a helpful pointer to what is likely to become a lifelong addiction.

I concur, and thank the members for the help I've received over the last year. And I have to say IMHO much od the infirmation I gathered from the board and it's members, enabled me to heva a VERY FUCKING successfull first trip to LOS back in Nov-Dec 2005.

 

Thanks to all.

 

1. Can't comment on that. Sorry.

 

2. "Stunner" is somewhat subjective, but IMHO (again) they're everywhere. Yeah there's ladies of "lesser quality" everywhere also, but I also firmly believe that stating that "the stunners can be found here, but not here" misrepresents Pattaya and LOS overall. Sorry, I'm not trying to be a hard-ass...honest.

My experience? I walked around LOS and Pataya in a constant daze.....couldn't quite get my mind around the whole scene.

 

Take a look at Sa-teef's posts. You'll see what I mean. They're everywhere.....honest.

Ladies on the Street

The Rest of...Ladies on the Street

 

3. I didn't do a single ST while in LOS. Yeah, wierd? And believe it or not all my LT ladies were from beer bars. Nothing was over 1000b. Course then you add baht bus, meals (they all loved to stop and grab a bite to eat), bowling.....etc. That was ok, I was happy.

 

4. IME you'll not get away with 5b for a baht bus. IMHO...no big deal.

 

Just MHO on these, so no offence or dispute with anything anyone else may say.

 

Good luck.

 

SB

[Black_Rider 1]

On my first trip to Thailand I was severely ripped off in one of the infamous upstairs bars at Patpong. If a board such has this had existed in those days I would have been much wiser and saved myself a lot of grief.

I was also ripped off in one of those bars. I paid up and exited quickly but I learned a valuable lesson. When you don't get a check bin delivered with your drink ask why not and just how much does it cost. It may save you a lot of baht.

[JohnnyK 28]

Pete/All

 

Sorry for my flipant answer, but I did assume there was some humour in the questions. I also assumed the poster, whose many posts have given me the impression he knows a lot about Pattaya, was writing in jest.

for_ard,

You are wrong.

Read his post carefully, he is a well-known troll who lives in SoCal and wanks furiously at the doings of boardies and the Stunners thread.

He is extremely adept with PhotoShop and is very clever at giving the impression he knows a lot about Pattaya.

He has studied very closely the vocabulary used by BMs so as to appear "in the know".

He will also try to convey the impression that he knows something about AC.

Don't fall for it.

[Sa-teef 44]

1- I'm considering moving to LOS. What's it cost to live there??

Hummmm......A few bottles of Chang, some noodle soup and sleeping on the Beach. About $4 /day is my guess.

 

 

2- Where are the stunners working?

Last time I checked they're ALL at Marilyn Ago-go. They're all there. Trust me.

 

 

3- How much should I pay for Long time and Short Time? And how long is a Long Time vs. Short Time?

Prostitution is illegal in the Kingdom so it doesn't exist.

 

 

4- Do I pay 5 baht or 10 baht for a ride on the baht bus?

The baht buses are free. Just smile broadly and wave as you walk away.

 

 

Now don't forget to wipe in my absence dear boy.

 

~Sa-teef

[Larryst 7]

Listen to your own advice, or do you have a short memory span..... SPARE US. Did you also forget to check out the search button???? Here's what you posted on 28 December 2005.

 

OnMyWay Posted: Dec 28 2005, 04:16 AM

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Carl,

 

Please spare us.....and have mercy with this topic!

 

Welcome to the board. PLEASE do us all a favor and just do a serch on this topic using the "search" button. This topic gets beat up about every 3 days on here. Absolutley TONS of info and threads on this....just do a search.

 

I'll try and help you...4 posts under yours is on costs to live in Pattaya. Just 4 lines down and in the exact same section you just posted in RIGHT HERE!

 

Cheers,

Mark

 

This post has been edited by OnMyWay on Dec 28 2005, 04:24 AM

[OnMyWay 0]

LarryST-

 

Thanks for reminding me....

 

How far is the Residence Garden and can I get there easily at night time? I mean, do the baht bus things go by there for 5 baht still? Are the rooms good?

 

Mark

Edited January 3, 2006 by OnMyWay

[MM 6,562]

Just in case some poor soul took this thread seriously and actually believed a couple of these responses, I have moved it to a more appropriate section.

[jayjay 0]

All of that is important. But make sure you bring a camera. Then you can show pics of you having sex, to prove your a man and inflate your ego.

[pcperky 0]

All of that is important. But make sure you bring a camera. Then you can show pics of you having sex, to prove your a man and inflate your ego

 

So where are your pics then

 

Why is this in the funnies section ?

Edited January 4, 2006 by pcperky