Bar Humor

[MrMango 671]

1 hour ago, BigusDicus said:

 

How to rid yourself of those pesky gophers using gasoline.

 

 

My father had an ongoing war with Gophers. He would spend hours watering the hole, only to have the gopher exit from another hole. Finally he used Carbide. He would put it in the hole, add water, and the carbide gas that was heavier than air would sink to the bottom, then one match, and it was the same results as the vid.

But he never got rid of the gophers....

 

[yorta2 693]

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

groan

[BigusDicus 9,878]

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15 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Is that the firm Hunter Biden is currently using?

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[yorta2 693]

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He dipped her. Must be a tandem pole dance.

[hyku1147 1,955]

Two guys are working in the desert when Doug decides to take a leak. Suddenly a snake bites him on his wiener.
He screams,"Paul, I think it's poisonous! Quick, call 911."

Operator: "What is the state of your emergency?"

"My pal has been bit by a snake on his penis - and its starting to burn and swell."

She explains how to remove the venom: "Squeeze his penis firmly, place your mouth over the bite, then suck the venom out."

"Paul, Paul, what did she say?" Screams Doug.

Doug replies - "looks like you're gonna die."

[yorta2 693]

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in the name of the.....bless me father for I just saw this and laughed.

[BigusDicus 9,878]

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groan hehe

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You might be a redneck if...you think this sounds like fun!

 

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[yorta2 693]

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[sinbinjack 251]

why is this funny?.

 

[keyman 1,413]

1 hour ago, sinbinjack said:

why is this funny?.

 

I think it's an American thing. Don't worry, I didn't get it either!

[awesum4 2,333]

4 hours ago, keyman said:

I think it's an American thing. Don't worry, I didn't get it either!

I got it,  and I'm not American.  

 

[tallguy 1,474]

2 hours ago, awesum4 said:

I got it,  and I'm not American.  

 

Me too. Maybe proves how anonymous Mitt Romney is on the world stage.?

Edit: and how much the impeachment saga registered outside the US.

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2 hours ago, tallguy said:

Me too. Maybe proves how anonymous Mitt Romney is on the world stage.?

Edit: and how much the impeachment saga registered outside the US.

It's much more than just the impeachment but certainly the jest is more applicable because of it.

Romney is another John McCain. Both senators were dissed by Trump to such an extreme that they became Never Trumpers on all things. Enough said. Just a bit of perspective.

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