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The Whitehouse Condotel is good. http://www.whitehousecondotel.com/

Very nice pictures. What a beautiful area. Thank you for sharing.

Nice pics Gabor!

Says it cannot be watched in the US

Jack was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realized she was wearing no panties. She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?" “Yes, I’m sorry," he replied and promised to avert his eyes. "It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the vagina blew him a kiss. The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do. "I can also make it wink," she replied.The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him. "Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he asked, “You’re kidding me, you mean it can whistle, too?” It's tough gettin old ain't it buddy!

A man goes to confession at a Catholic church. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven; go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's." At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching, shiny, emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."

An English tourist was driving through the Outback when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a kangaroo. A few miles further on he came upon a small Outback town, parked his car and went into the pub for a drink. He grabbed a beer and had a look around the bar and noticed a one legged guy sitting in the corner masturbating without a care in the world. The English tourist turned to the barman and said: "What sort of country is this?! A few miles down the road there was a guy having sex with a kangaroo and that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone." The barman said, "You heartless bastard, he's only got one leg, how do you expect him to catch a kangaroo?"

An English tourist was driving through the Outback when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a kangaroo. A few miles further on he came upon a small Outback town, parked his car and went into the pub for a drink. He grabbed a beer and had a look around the bar and noticed a one legged guy sitting in the corner masturbating without a care in the world. The English tourist turned to the barman and said: "What sort of country is this?! A few miles down the road there was a guy having sex with a kangaroo and that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone." The barman said, "You heartless bastard, he's only got one leg, how do you expect him to catch a kangaroo?"

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me,officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no," said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?" "So now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy tries to pee through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' " "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."

Nice pictures. Thank You for sharing.

I have heard a few negative things about this airline. The above and the transfer city in China is problematic supposedly. Might be worth it to save a thousand dollars. Not sure for only $200-300

"skanky Russian clip joint" Interesting Martin....

A guy brings his buddy home for dinner. As soon as they enter the house his wife screams, "You Asshole! My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home?" "Cause he's thinking of getting married."

I do the same. An advantage is when you make a call it shows as a US based call. Whatever area code you choose. If someone calls your US based number you can pick up the phone and answer it like you are back in the USA. If you purchase a Magic Jack it is much easier to set it up while still in the US. They check your IP address.

I would guess that the Fed here in the US announcing we are going ease back on our QE is a major part of the equation. Interest rates have bumped up some and will continue to rise. Money people are beginning to pull funds out of third world markets and moving to the US. Third and second world countries - India, China, Brazil and others (including Thailand) are experiencing currency devaluation. Less "cheap funding" for their economies. Chances are the baht will drop further and remain low for some time.

HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip.. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. --------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 2600 lives. Twice.

Solid proof that our planet has warmed in the past 300 years

I was too drunk to remember.....

Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?.. . . Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round and go home!

Foxhole Decision Time Well the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the Military has passed and was signed into law. No more don't ask don't tell. But what this really has done is cause confusion in the ranks that could easily cost Marine lives. You know that Marines are trained to immediately obey orders. So just imagine...................... You're a Marine...... in a combat situation, an enemy soldier is firing at you, and running toward your position. The guy next to you is openly gay. Then your Squad Leader yells out.......... "Shoot the cocksucker!" Do you see the confusion here?.....

When you are over sixty who gives a shit? This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, "Yesterday." *********** I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. *********** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. " When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

Perhaps they get an employee discount!

Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.' Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ed. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "Ed, wake up! You just shit the bed!" Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

I am just about ready to sell my elite membership if you are interested. I must warn you, I shan't let it go cheap!

Hey, my neck feels better!