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Then it is obvious. She should be spanked!

Correction: It is the Jews and GEORGE BUSH'S fault! Between the two one can account for just about every problem mankind faces. Any intelligent, enlightened and progressive knows that. Conservatives who watch Fox News could not possibly understand.

Not that I care...

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and You're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that damn party, you're lucky you don't bark!

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Oh! I gasped.

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally ??? . . . . . . Ever wonder why? . . . . . . . It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

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What a way to go.... http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/...dBurn06-ON.html

is important!

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The Shereton might work for you.

Do you know who makes the rules? As sportsmen, it is absolutely imperative that in all of the sports we engage, we, without hesitation, play by the rules. We take care to understand the rules, we discuss the rules amongst ourselves, and we study the rules. As golfers, we are ruled by the rules. Lord knows there are all kinds of rules in that game. And as citizens, we must follow the rules of law for so many things we do every day. But just in case you have been pondering this, all your life, as to who actually makes the rules, please note the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiXy55OHyY

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago? California became a state. .....The State had no electricity. .....The State had no money. .....Almost everyone spoke Spanish. .....There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like it is today..........except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.

I always look for ways out. Habit. I remember being in Lucifer's. Jam packed. Looked for 'ways out'. Many, many would not make it out in the ev ent of fire/smoke.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

Exactly !

McDonald's and KFC are changing that rapidly.

Projects around the world are grinding to a halt. Delayed, canceled, or downsized. I would not recommend buying anything that is not completely finished. I would not recommend buying anything anywhere. Prices are dropping and likely will continue to do so for several years.

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to soft boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all. Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Worlds Happiest Couple