monkeyman

Well, he says he was there. Are you sure you were waiting in the right place?

"It is known for its beaches, a thriving sex industry and problems with crime." Its beaches?

Good one if you BF from the Go Go's. Bit trickier if you use the beer bars.

Greetings Monkeywatchers, and welcome to the very first of what may become a regular look into the most intimate crevices of Pattaya life. Then again, it may not. Anyway, here we go. Firstly, a belated happy St George's Day to all English boardies. Actually, you have to feel sorry for old St George, having to kill that hideous old dragon. These days, he could have just divorced it and buggered off to Pattaya. The Casino Club has been taking a lot of stick for having expensive drinks, crap over-loud music and girls who you can't get off with. However, when confronted with this damning

Just checked out my fingers. Thanks for that. Hadn't realised I was a ladyboy till now.

I was actually thinking of superbugs rather than the staff. But I should have said so. Point taken. I'll get me coat.

Who'd want to go into an NHS hospital anyway? You'd stand less chance of being killed in Baghdad.

Do you get a diploma if you pass?

I've tried this stuff in FLB and it's .

I've tried both Elite and Premium Laurel and would have to agree with many of the comments made. Elite definitely isn't up to the Old Evergreen Deluxe standard. The seats are smaller and I don't think they recline as far. OK, the entertainment system's better, but I'd rather have a more comfortable seat. Besides, if the entertainment system's top of your list, the one in Economy's just as good. Premium Laurel, on the other hand, suited me just fine. I agree about the seat angle in "flat" mode but it didn't bother me overmuch. My only real gripe was the food. Crap served on bone china i

Sandy Spring is fine as long as you're away from the noise of the construction work in soi 13. The advice about booking through the Scandibar website is good too. You get the membership rates without joining and a book of vouchers for a free drink every day at the Scandinavian Bar as well.

That's telling it like it is.

Welcome to the board Ron.

Perhaps it closes during the day?

Tom Would that be the reason why, when I recently upgraded to Business Class, they told me that I was getting the only available seat upgrade but when I got on the plane I counted 19 empty seats?

Trousers legs rolled up and knotted hanky on the head?

I'll second that. Just used Elite for the first time after three flights in Premium Laurel and it was crap. I won't pay for it again unless I'm booking a PL upgrade.

Well, guys certainly don't go to LOS to have organs removed from a body. In fact, quite the reverse.

Were they all murdered in hotels?

Yep, not guest friendly, much like most of the hotels used by the big tour operators.

I believe it. I mean, they cleared up the drug problem in a couple of weeks, didn't they?

You can't go far wrong with any of these three. All recommended.

The bottom line is that you can access any room without passing through either lobby. The Deluxe C rooms next to the Ruenthai Pool can be a little on the dark side, especially the ones on the bottom floor as they're actually lower than the pool itself and are somewhat overshadowed by it.

You can avoid the lobby in Sabai Wing if you go in through Sabai Lodge and use the stairs at the end nearest to Beach Road.

I've heard it's full of cunts from Bristol.