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It's 16cm rather than 15cm (could make a difference). Haven't been through it myself, but I get the impression that all bags are being measured. I'm sure some kind soul can enlighten us both on this, as I'd like to know as well.

Two lessons to be learned here. 1. Always keep camera and money in safe. 2. Always keep girl in bed.

This doesn't take effect until October, so get in quick if you want your air miles at the old rates.

Greetings yet again Monkeywatchers, and welcome to the place where you can enjoy the best of Pattaya’s bad taste without going to Kiss Food And Drink. Here we go then with a look at the last month’s shenanigans in Fun City. A couple of the local police had an unpleasantly excremental experience the other week. They were trying to get a particularly drunken disco reveller to take a urine test and the bloke followed through. Now they really are the boys in brown. A shop owner on Sukhumvit Road recently reported to Pattaya municipal police that he had been beaten up by three men, one of w

I've stayed at the Dusit a few times in years gone by and thought it was okay. Anything particular you wanted to know?

I wouldn't pay 1 baht a day to stay in a place that was gonna lay that kind of shit on me.

Nope. I'm just aware of its international reputation as the graveyard for old 60's bands.

Classic quote, reproduced in the July edition of 'Monkeywatch'.

Greetings once again Monkeywatchers, and welcome to our third trip into the pits of Patts. Right, let’s get straight down to it and have a look at what’s been going on in the last month. There was an incident on Beach Road the other week where a ladyboy was arrested after allegedly trying to pick the pocket of a Pakistani tourist. “She” vigorously denied the charge, claiming that she thought he might be the Asian bloke who’d picked her up at the same spot the previous week and had just put her hand into his trousers to see if she recognised him. It’s also been reported that there’s bee

I'd tell 'em to fuck off. Oh sorry, too late.

Aircon, but if if caused any side effects I'd go for the fan.

Could be done fairly easily, given that the non girl friendly places are very much in the minority.

Yes.

If you want stick with EVA, Ours Travel will do you Elite Class for £610 plus taxes. And a free National Express return ticket to LHR as well.

Sometimes they have some very good deals, but for me choice is the real issue, and that's where the net wins hands down.

Greetings once again Monkeywatchers, and welcome to our second look at the cavities of Pattaya into which no one else dares shine a torch. Sadly, it’s been decided that the Monkeywatch newbies’ guidebook to Pattaya, “Monkey Number One”, will not now be published following threats from a certain author – and from the police, several bar owners, the Rotary Club, the local Spud U Like, the mayor and the bloke who stands outside Mike Shopping Mall making noises with his mouth. But enough of this, here’s this month’s dirt. It’s been announced that Pattaya City hall is to spend 4.5 millio

I agree. As a hotel it isn't up to much. But it is an experience, which is why it's always full.

Can you pay to get into it? I didn't think you could.

I guess it would depend on the lounge. As regards London, I've only used the SAS lounge at LHR which is OK, but I've heard some of them are shit.

.......and you REALLY wanna make sure you get the voltage setting right on that one.

I know of Indians having problems getting onto some places, but only because they've been mistaken for Arabs, as has already been said.

....and I think I've just worked out what she's standing in.

Good performance skills eh? I'd like to check those out.

Is Pattaya safe? Yes, it's safe. But we aren't.