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Everything posted by Basil B
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(For those who don’t know, Car SOS is a Brit TV series in which classic cars are restored to their former glory by a failed drummer and an irritating homosexual.) Last thing Pattaya needs is more failed musicians and puffters...
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Russians know how to deal with parking a-holes
Basil B replied to MeGoDanceNow's topic in Funnies Section
do not think so, Russians are just bloody minded... Bloody minded to park like that and bloody minded enough to take actions like that.. -
If they can run them in Manchester, then they should work fine in Pattaya, but there again Manchester has no Bhat Bus Mafia to put a spanner or two in the works...
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IS claim responsibility for a 250kg explosive device that caused major disruption to Birmingham, England, closing roads, motorways and railway lines for two days this week. The German WWII type SC250 bomb was eventually made safe by army bomb disposal experts. https://youtu.be/R4L0oMbHv-U
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Yes, they can be a pain in the bum...
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But what about the Scott's, Welsh and Irish???
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20KB a month, I think they must be thinking of octogenarians who have no lead left in their pencils...
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Pity they did not leave him on the zip line... who was the fool who got him down.
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In Germany they also have many "Jerry Hat Trick Doktors".
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I think there are a lot of computer owners who would kill Bill Gates given the opportunity...
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I think just shooting off their dicks is good Darwinism...
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They were also checking for under age workers. Anyone could have told them there has not been any under 30 for years
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should have heard by now... As already pointed out if a rejection, a letter should state why, as this is a second visit did she stay longer than she said in her application for a visa? or contradict any information provided in her first application?
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Looking forward to the next ten years...
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New police policy, charge any old farang with any old trumped up charge. Bail them at 5,000B each. When it becomes apparent that the charges will not stick, drop them but conveniently forget to inform them that charges have been dropped, and keep bail money as so called bridging loan.
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Once again a good read. I think next months is going to be a cracker... with the card thing turning in to a right pantomime with they have drooped the charges, then they haven't, then "Oh Yes we have", and "Oh No we haven't", "Oh Yes we have", and shouts of look behind you, further more there were apart from an former Honorary British Consul 2 other embassy officials who do not wish to be named or there embassies identifed... would you if you had signed a untrue confession to trumped up charges while advising others not too. Sure there will be plenty of other stories with the clampdow
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Train drivers used to cook their breakfasts on a shovel, I also understand they would use the the coal bunkers as a rest room. Hope the kept a separate shovel for cooking their breakfasts on.
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of H
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To my friends from the U S of A...............
Basil B replied to Fireman Sam's topic in Funnies Section
Yes, I like it... just updated my avatar... So all my American cousins can practice their -
On another forum a poster was commenting on warm nuts in the morning in Emirates J class. My suggestion to wear a kilt was removed by the mods...
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Why did Greece's bid to host the 2018 Football World Cup fail?
Basil B replied to Basil B's topic in Funnies Section
Yes many of the sports international governing bodies are corrupt and the fiefdom of people who are just interested in getting as much as they can for themselves (and their families as they accumulate more than they could ever spend in their own life time). The only answer as I see it is for countries to bring laws on sports ethics, making it illegal for their national sporting organisations to subscribe too or make payments to any international sports body unless they have an ethics policy that is fair, they are a "Not for Profit" organisation, their finances are transparent and all payme -
30a- The problem with the gene pool is that it stains the bed sheets.
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Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says,"168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, . . But he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says,"Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The