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I also came here in 1967, but with the Royal Australian Navy during Vietnam days, however, my first time was in 1965, also with the Navy - Loved it then and love it now!

Yeah, they should get all those accident-causing sober pricks off the road so us alcoholics can get home safely.

Well done, Villa! Bloody beauty!

Oh, get out of it, Mate. It's a dying trade. (As if you haven't heard THAT before!!!)

Got caught wanking while sniffing my mate's sister's panties. Wouldn't have been so bad, but she was still wearing them. He went fucking ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

Yep; the Woraburi is on the right (looking down from Nana).

My wife says I'm from Hell, but I'm not sure....

...and it appears that Johnson won't be there... (according to Adelaide's media)

I'm with you, Obsession. Well done Rocky - I would think that there were some flood victims that appreciated your efforts, even if they couldn't understand why you may have been doing it. A great thought behind a very good deed.

I'm an international airlines pilot, but when I'm sober I just play golf for a living.

Ge that into you - Nice hat-trick Peter Siddle. Poms now 7/202.

She's the first to slip into Diana's ring since Dodi Fayed.

Yeah, chilli does that to me too.

Man. that's really hot! Well Done!

My wife made me a sandwich for lunch today. I commented, "This tastes odd; what is it?" She replied, "It's crab paste." I then asked, "Where did you buy it from? Tesco?" She replied, "No, THE PHARMACY".

Extract from an ABC (Australia) news report today: Infectious disease expert Robert Booy says while dengue fever can be fatal, the chances of Irons dying from the virus are rare. "This is a rare event because this is a quite a common disease; 2.5 billion people are at risk of being bitten by the mosquito that caries the dengue fever virus, and indeed about 100 million people develop the illness every year," he said. "But only about 25,000 to 50,000 of the 100 million die. So well under 1 per cent are a fatality, and 90 per cent of fatalities are in children." But Professor Booy said if Irons had previously contracted the virus, as reported, this would increase the chances of a fatality. "The first time you get it you tend to have only a fever and maybe a mild rash, headache, muscle and bone aches," he said. "The second time you get it you can get a much more severe form, called dengue hemorrhagic fever, where you actually get bleeding into the skin, and into the organs inside the body as well as the fever and other muscle and joint pains and that can lead to shock and even to death."

Yes, I suffer from reflux, and exacerbated by Viagra or Kamagra, so take Omeprazole 20mg, to fix it. In Australia I need a prescription and they cost a small fortune. I stock up in Thailand without the prescription and for a fraction of the cost. Of course the other products mentioned are cheaper too.

Just heard on news that Andy Irons, (3 times world champion surfer) has died from Dengue Fever. I hadn't been too concerned about it until now that I am aware you can die from it....

Now that is pretty weird - however, I did watch it through to the end...

WTF????

But, it's enlightening in the morning to wake up and realise that there really is a Dog.

I went out with dyslexic girl last night. All went well and we were really getting into it, until she cooked my sock.

When I go into a bar wearing a (what I tend to think is a fairly) distinguished beard, and all the BGs call me Santa Claus....

Too much stress? Poor Bastard!

I have been on blood pressure medication for many years and also have Viagra prescribed by my doctor - not a problem. If you are on heart medication, then you don't take Viagra, but can use Cialis in most circumstances. I also happen to drink (on average) 8 pints of beer per day, and the Viagra/Kamagra still work okay for me.