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Got caught wanking while sniffing my mate's sister's panties. Wouldn't have been so bad, but she was still wearing them. He went fucking ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

Yep; the Woraburi is on the right (looking down from Nana).

My wife says I'm from Hell, but I'm not sure....

...and it appears that Johnson won't be there... (according to Adelaide's media)

I'm with you, Obsession. Well done Rocky - I would think that there were some flood victims that appreciated your efforts, even if they couldn't understand why you may have been doing it. A great thought behind a very good deed.

I'm an international airlines pilot, but when I'm sober I just play golf for a living.

Ge that into you - Nice hat-trick Peter Siddle. Poms now 7/202.

She's the first to slip into Diana's ring since Dodi Fayed.

Yeah, chilli does that to me too.

Man. that's really hot! Well Done!

My wife made me a sandwich for lunch today. I commented, "This tastes odd; what is it?" She replied, "It's crab paste." I then asked, "Where did you buy it from? Tesco?" She replied, "No, THE PHARMACY".

Extract from an ABC (Australia) news report today: Infectious disease expert Robert Booy says while dengue fever can be fatal, the chances of Irons dying from the virus are rare. "This is a rare event because this is a quite a common disease; 2.5 billion people are at risk of being bitten by the mosquito that caries the dengue fever virus, and indeed about 100 million people develop the illness every year," he said. "But only about 25,000 to 50,000 of the 100 million die. So well under 1 per cent are a fatality, and 90 per cent of fatalities are in children." But Professor Booy

Yes, I suffer from reflux, and exacerbated by Viagra or Kamagra, so take Omeprazole 20mg, to fix it. In Australia I need a prescription and they cost a small fortune. I stock up in Thailand without the prescription and for a fraction of the cost. Of course the other products mentioned are cheaper too.

Just heard on news that Andy Irons, (3 times world champion surfer) has died from Dengue Fever. I hadn't been too concerned about it until now that I am aware you can die from it....

Now that is pretty weird - however, I did watch it through to the end...

WTF????

But, it's enlightening in the morning to wake up and realise that there really is a Dog.

I went out with dyslexic girl last night. All went well and we were really getting into it, until she cooked my sock.

When I go into a bar wearing a (what I tend to think is a fairly) distinguished beard, and all the BGs call me Santa Claus....

Too much stress? Poor Bastard!

I have been on blood pressure medication for many years and also have Viagra prescribed by my doctor - not a problem. If you are on heart medication, then you don't take Viagra, but can use Cialis in most circumstances. I also happen to drink (on average) 8 pints of beer per day, and the Viagra/Kamagra still work okay for me.

I'm with you, papillon, - love it! However, I also feel pretty shithouse about what the German must be feeling, and tend to think the worst of his Thai debtor too.

I've always used Pattaya tap water to brush my teeth and also to rinse. Who drinks water anyway? - Absolutely crappy stuff for drinking, unless it has malt, hops and sugar in it and has been processed properly into fine ale. Once I took a couple of tablets with a drink of water in a glass at a restaurant in Bangkok - was shitting (even in my sleep) for days.

I think this version has slightly better film footage - at least more recognisable to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvuGgW41a_Y...feature=related

I visited many places that dengue fever was prevalent in my 20 odd years in the R.A.N. and was lucky enough not to contract it. I reckon the mosquitoes were afraid of the alcohol that exuded from my body, and I've used the same anti-fever treatment ever since. Places like the Phillipines, Fiji, Thailand, Singapore, New Guinea - all had outbreaks at times when we were visiting. Mosquitoes still avoid me, but thank your gods that nothing else seems to be repelled by my state (or at least I don't think so, he he!).