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Why worry? Collingwood will belt the fuck out of them anyway. (I'll be watching it up in Kanchanaburi, after the main Anzac ceremony).

I've always called it a "Fact". It's between the fuck-hole and the muck-hole and, if you miss the fuck-hole, you'll get the muck-hole and then you're in the shit - and that's a Fact!

Stayed st Metro Apartments last year. Unfortunately the group I am travelling with this year has booked another hotel with a substantial discount, so will not be at Dennis's haven. The girls are all great people; the food is pretty good, with a great breakfast just around the corner (Robin's Nestaurant); but the stairs up to the 3rd floor (where I last stayed) get a bit difficult for someone (like me) who has dodgy knees). Bring a bottle of Jameson's Whisky with you to share with Dennis - he'll be a great drinking companion for you.

Don't forget the drugs - all my mob were terrified to fly with American flight crews and always hoped we had Australian pilots in our Hueys due to LSD flashback problems. Having said that, we still had a great relationship with our Amercan buddies.

Okay, alancee, you didn't want the word "inoculation" used, but it seems that most of us think that is what the scar is from. It is just what sort of inoculation on which there is some disagreement.

Thank Fuck it was only a snake or two. For a moment (after I read the title of the thread) I thought someone had put up a photo of me!

Fuck! I've been a much sadder sight than that on many nights!

I'll go with Smallpox Vaccination. I have seen many of these and they all look pretty much the same. I was lucky and didn't get that disfigurement. I got my smallpox "scratch" way back in 1964, and although I am aware that such vaccinations stopped some time ago in many coutnries, I have no idea when they stopped in Thailand.

Perhaps you should read the 1st post in this thread - here: http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...=50386&st=0 Mr T is not Mr Toom!

This wasn't them, was it?:

That is fucking funny, happy knackers!

"To have a young Thai kid smile at me for 10 baht is refreshing.... " That's exactly how I feel!

Fuck - that comes as a bit of a shock at first - couldn't watch it right through.

Yeah, the Indian tailors annoy me too, asking "How Ya Goin' Mate" and trying to shake your hand, knowing that if they do, they have got you to stop. Bastards! (except when I want to purchase something, then it's okay ). Also, air conditioning in my room that I don't have some control over - I fucking near freeze to death in my sleep some nights in those places! , while in others I fucking well nearly cook. Cunts!

The service in Thai stations is way better than most of what I get in Australia. I don't tip here, but I do tip in Thailand, and reckon it is worth it (only about 20 Baht though).

Toothaches are fucking terrible - you can't live with them. As for AIDS, you're gonna die anyway! Get the fucked tooth fixed!

As an Aussie, I thought they were almost all pretty good - some (of course) I have seen before. However, I have no idea of what the pie factory one is all about. Please explain!

What a great win by Ireland over England, eh? Bet there are a few sad faces over that one, but also a few very smily ones. Well done!

That is so sick! I was so terrified on the 1st jump attempt that I chickened out. If I had jumped that time and saw that rope, I'd have more than shit myself - I'd have died of a heart attack. Bastards!

Hell, I wouldn't give her ALL my leftover condoms - you don't know what will happen between her and the airport . Also, whether your plane will actually arrive or leave leave that day, or not.

If I'm down that way (Khao San Road area), I always drop into Oh My Cod - it's about the best in Thailand!

Thanks for that. I have Android 2.2 loaded, but not sure if it is 2.21 - probably is though.

Well. I've got a HTC Legend and I love it. However, as cocodile said (above) I also find the battery needs recharging every day. On the other hand, if I switch off the Mobile Wireless Network, it lasts for days. It seems that whenever the weather (or other similar programs) update as I'm moving around, the battery chews up power, and also the phone chews up money.

, Joe! LOL

Yes, I find that their duck is really good and very tasty too. However, I have only had it in Bangkok.