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F@ck, How I can be older than Sinkorswim !

 

If you're in town on the 19th September, it would be great to have a drink or 20 with you at the Cherry Bar on Soi 8.

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Bugger me Adam. How many time is that you have had a 36th bithday?

 

Best wishes anyway and if there are any dregs left I will shift them late October.

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I can't beleive your younger than me Adam, I guess you had an easier paper round, will be there mate, stack them up, looking forward to a good night. All the best.

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I notice there was a few Aussie's putting there names down for the afternoon crawl, so you might get a wee bit pissed on the your birthday have one for me. :clap2 :gulp

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I wish I could be there, Adam, but sadly I don't arrive until November. I suspect that this is going to be an genuinely epic evening, too! :clap2

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Sorry to miss this Hammer but I will be in PI, arriving in pattaya on the 27th sept so will drop in and buy you a drink then. By the way, how do you stay so young looking? Must be clean living, huh? 55555 5555

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Bugger me Adam. How many time is that you have had a 36th bithday?

 

Best wishes anyway and if there are any dregs left I will shift them late October.

It's ok there is a precedent. Jack Benny was 39 for the rest of his life!

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You dont look a day over..............erm, erm.............. happy birthday you old git, I will try to make it for a beer or 5.

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I notice there was a few Aussie's putting there names down for the afternoon crawl, so you might get a wee bit pissed on the your birthday have one for me. :eyecrazy :banghead

 

Please, can you be more specific about it. I am in Pattaya on Friday, and would like to join an afernoon bar crawl.

 

Thank you

Zolou :clap1 :D

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Adam: A month too early. Will be in for a few with you in Oct. Will celebrate the event again if you are still up for it. A very happy birthday to you and many more.

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Please, can you be more specific about it. I am in Pattaya on Friday, and would like to join an afernoon bar crawl.

 

Thank you

Zolou :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

 

The afternoon bar crawl is on the 17th. Check out the Bar Crawl section.

 

I look forward to getting drunk with everybody on the 19th.

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I posted this on another forum, but I might as well crosspost in this forum, as most of it relates to this birthday party.

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I had some trouble last night. Firstly I had a sunburn that hurt like hell. It made me look fresh faced and not like a pale Norwegian viking, but it was painful. Secondly a corn of sand or something had made a rift in my right eye. That has happened before and means I cannot put a contact lens on that eye; it will be OK in a day or two. As I forgot my glasses back home, I had two options: 1. Go out as an one-eyed bandit or 2. Buy me some glasses. I opted for number 2. And fast and fairly cheep it was. I chose a frame from Porsche Design that made me look very smart, had a test of sight (spot on) and they put the glasses in. Total time spent: 45 minutes. In Norway this would have taken two weeks.

 

Then I put on a crisp white shirt and hit soi 8, looking at myself in the mirror I did not look like myself at all. I was going to test out a theory that TGs like hot guys with glasses, and I was spot on. There was this party announced on Pattayapages forum, Hammer - the Cherry bar-owner - had a birthday party (same age as myself).

 

I bought him a drink. I told the girl behind the bar: "Tell your boss he can have a ladydrink on my tab for his birthday". She looked at me and said: "He does not go with customers." What? I used the word LD just to tell her I was OK with them hitting me with the provision. We cleared the misunderstanding. Hammer was hammered at that point.

 

The bar was unusually lively. A lot of forum faces. The main problem with this bar now is: It is very small and is located next to a bar named "The Best Bar". This bar has it's name justified by two things: It is always (when I have passed by) filled with customers and there are some very hot girls working there. Of one of the on-bar dance sessions I tell you I would easily go with three out of four girls.

 

But I did not. I hooked up with the best looking Cherry girl.

 

Then it all went a bit haywire. Cherrygirl told me she had some other customers to take care of between kissing me. I thought OK, she has a role in the birthday party. But I soon realized this was guys she had fucked before that insisted on buying her ladydrinks, so she left me, drank, then came back.

 

I held my face for a while, I had fun. Then I checked bin. "Why you not barfine me," she said. I did not tell her why. I just said I might come back.

 

Then I walked 40 meters towards Beach Road, and met this lovely girl outside a bar. So I asked her: "If I take you back to hotel, what can you do to me sexually, are you good?" She replied in the line of: "If I can take it up my ass?". I said "Yes?" "How big are you?" she asked. "Like medium," I lied.

 

I will end this story now. I felt a little bit bad about that session. We agreed on 1500 baht short time. I gave her 2000 baht plus some taxi money, because of my little lie.

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Jack Scagnetti

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I posted this on another forum, but I might as well crosspost in this forum, as most of it relates to this birthday party.

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I had some trouble last night. Firstly I had a sunburn that hurt like hell. It made me look fresh faced and not like a pale Norwegian viking, but it was painful. Secondly a corn of sand or something had made a rift in my right eye. That has happened before and means I cannot put a contact lens on that eye; it will be OK in a day or two. As I forgot my glasses back home, I had two options: 1. Go out as an one-eyed bandit or 2. Buy me some glasses. I opted for number 2. And fast and fairly cheep it was. I chose a frame from Porsche Design that made me look very smart, had a test of sight (spot on) and they put the glasses in. Total time spent: 45 minutes. In Norway this would have taken two weeks.

 

Then I put on a crisp white shirt and hit soi 8, looking at myself in the mirror I did not look like myself at all. I was going to test out a theory that TGs like hot guys with glasses, and I was spot on. There was this party announced on Pattayapages forum, Hammer - the Cherry bar-owner - had a birthday party (same age as myself).

 

I bought him a drink. I told the girl behind the bar: "Tell your boss he can have a ladydrink on my tab for his birthday". She looked at me and said: "He does not go with customers." What? I used the word LD just to tell her I was OK with them hitting me with the provision. We cleared the misunderstanding. Hammer was hammered at that point.

 

The bar was unusually lively. A lot of forum faces. The main problem with this bar now is: It is very small and is located next to a bar named "The Best Bar". This bar has it's name justified by two things: It is always (when I have passed by) filled with customers and there are some very hot girls working there. Of one of the on-bar dance sessions I tell you I would easily go with three out of four girls.

 

But I did not. I hooked up with the best looking Cherry girl.

 

Then it all went a bit haywire. Cherrygirl told me she had some other customers to take care of between kissing me. I thought OK, she has a role in the birthday party. But I soon realized this was guys she had fucked before that insisted on buying her ladydrinks, so she left me, drank, then came back.

 

I held my face for a while, I had fun. Then I checked bin. "Why you not barfine me," she said. I did not tell her why. I just said I might come back.

 

Then I walked 40 meters towards Beach Road, and met this lovely girl outside a bar. So I asked her: "If I take you back to hotel, what can you do to me sexually, are you good?" She replied in the line of: "If I can take it up my ass?". I said "Yes?" "How big are you?" she asked. "Like medium," I lied.

 

I will end this story now. I felt a little bit bad about that session. We agreed on 1500 baht short time. I gave her 2000 baht plus some taxi money, because of my little lie.

 

:banghead

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I will end this story now. I felt a little bit bad about that session. We agreed on 1500 baht short time. I gave her 2000 baht plus some taxi money, because of my little lie.

 

No need to pay extra compensation just because you have a small dick.

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