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Student Test: Write these words in alphabetical order.

 

 

Edited February 23, 2020 by BigusDicus

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BTW, tell your friends to be careful where they get their overseas Viagra.  

Don’t what the Russians meddling in our erections 

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37 minutes ago, BigusDicus said:

 

BTW, tell your friends to be careful where they get their overseas Viagra.  

Don’t what the Russians meddling in our erections 

 

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37 minutes ago, Barhop said:

Brilliant!

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Never ask a man where he's from. If he's from Texas he will tell you, if not, there is no reason to embarrass him.

 

 

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He’ll never walk normally. Bless his heart.

Edited February 29, 2020 by BigusDicus

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He might grow into them.

[forcebwithu 4,853]

Who was the bird that left him with blue balls.

[BigusDicus 9,878]

At the forefront of fashion I guess...does kind of turn me on.  My wife's sister may be right: perhaps I am "a sick fuck"...

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What was she thinking? 

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I don't care what she was thinking , I was thinking that at 50 I would still do her as she looks good enough to eat.

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42 minutes ago, sinbinjack said:

I don't care what she was thinking , I was thinking that at 50 I would still do her as she looks good enough to eat.

She seems to be giving you a head start.

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On the chest of a barmaid from Sale

Was tattooed the prices of ale.

Whilst on her behind

For the sake of the blind

Was precisely the same but in Braile.

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[MeGoDanceNow 4,281]

On 1/10/2020 at 3:57 PM, VPI78 said:

 

One of those motivational phrases is "be unstoppable."

Does that really make sense?

Isn't that why she bought the tampon in the first place?

(Stuck inside avoiding the corona crazy)

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On 3/15/2020 at 12:42 AM, MeGoDanceNow said:

 

One of those motivational phrases is "be unstoppable."

Does that really make sense?

Isn't that why she bought the tampon in the first place?

(Stuck inside avoiding the corona crazy)

Pretty sure the corona crazy is gonna be inside since we're stuck. 

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