Bar Humor

[BigusDicus]

2 hours ago, keyman said:

Computer tells me 'Quick Time Player cannot open' 

Download VCL Media Player somewhere.  It is free, plays just about anything.

[midlifecrisis]

3 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Download VCL Media Player somewhere.  It is free, plays just about anything.

VLC?

[midlifecrisis]

2 hours ago, jomtienguy said:

https://www.videolan.org/vlc/download-windows.html

Sorry, the post I was responding to said vcl. I was questioning that spelling. Thanks though. I had already bookmarked that site.

[BigusDicus]

[BigusDicus]

A tune for social distancing.

 

 

[sinbinjack]

6 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

A tune for social distancing.

 

 

Not quite sure why that was supposed to be funny , though I do appreciate the Stones 

 

[gs joe]

[BigusDicus]

[awesum4]

As long as the shoplifters are cute and female I see no problem.

[midlifecrisis]

37 minutes ago, awesum4 said:

As long as the shoplifters are cute and female I see no problem.

50% scary though.

[awesum4]

2 hours ago, midlifecrisis said:

50% scary though.

Which half?  The cute or the female...555

[gs joe]

3 hours ago, jomtienguy said:

Bet that made him jump “well a little “ 

[BigusDicus]

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[BigusDicus]

[midlifecrisis]

so true

[awesum4]

Stop being so wise Bigus,  it's making the rest of us look bad.......555

[gs joe]

Something to practice while on lockdown 

[midlifecrisis]

With those gums, were he a bit longer he wouldn't need a woman.

[MeGoDanceNow]

On 5/11/2020 at 4:11 PM, awesum4 said:

I showed this to the German guy at work and he didnt even smile.

Mind you he's a  accountant, they have no sense of humour.

Germans don't smile unless they're drunk. In Japan they call the "Jap's eye" the German mouth, because it never smiles. 

[MeGoDanceNow]

13 hours ago, gs joe said:

Something to practice while on lockdown 

 

Now I'm going to picture that spawny geezer every time my phone rings.

[BigusDicus]

[gs joe]

Love thy Neighbour 

[VPI78]

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