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  1. Smokey and the Bandit. I'm gonna take his hair and throw it out in the dirt.
  2. An extended rainy spell.....

  3. Mike Starr. (up since 2am)
  4. I think a pepper sauce helps most steaks except a rib-eye or prime rib. A sauce helps swallow too as often it can be dry. Served on the side should please all.
  5. Kevin Costner. (this was on Sophon recently....sure was available on DVD quick)
  6. Well there is of course a much more obvious one........ The Beverly Hillbillies.
  7. You didn't fall and bang your head again did you Gonzo?
  8. Yes of course, 'Third World ' suggests backwards and toxic tapwater. I wonder what they used to call the New World before? (Edit for idxxot.......before it was called that and after it was discovered... )
  9. Isn't it more of a timeline rating? Like old world, (Europe), New World (Americas+Oz) then the rest being third world. Anyhow, the 10th largest economy (for example) still has dire dire poverty within.
  10. That would be after you take the Tag off the key, or find suitably stiff name cards to jam in the slot to keep the electric on while you are out I expect.
  11. Shirley Temple (24hr)
  12. Mike Myers - 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' maybe, can't remember which film! Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.
  13. The Karate Kid. You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy, fucking, cheeks!
  14. Yes, quite right, my error.
  15. Life of Brian ? Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
  16. Burt Lancaster
  17. A couple of thunderstorms and flash floods in Pattaya.

  18. Caddyshack Chevy Chase My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
  19. Wild Hogs
  20. Having some heavy rain right now where I am, north of town. It just seems to be bubbling up here rather than coming from any specific direction. Radar Image
  21. Well I am certainly glad the bugger drowned in my pool. If I had seen that running around I would have gone into lock down! Every now and again I catch a tookay, when they come inside and become a nuisance, and release them a few Km away. Last time I showed it to the postman and he told me they are good money as they are a delicacy to the Chinese. he didn't want it though. It scared the bejeebers out of a young girl at the Shell station so I chased her round the forecourt with it.
  22. I would have struggled with that thought yesterday as I rode through quite deep water on Soi Buakhao. Some of the side streets running to third were closed and in others I could see people wading thigh deep. I didn't have much choice as I certainly was not going to risk 2nd Rd! We are still well down on rainfall this year but nice to know the drains are still not quite up to it!
  23. Look at this critter. Apparently they have a rather nasty bite that can be quite dangerous. Fortunately it was dead already at the bottom of my pool. At first I thought it was one of those large pods from a tree. Had it crawled over my foot when in a living state I may well have keeled over without it biting me!
  24. Patriot Games
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