What emergency supplies do you keep?

[jacko 8,814]

Just close the fridge door.....

Open topped ones in Tesco.

[atlas2 4,329]

Open topped ones in Tesco.

 

 

Hmm.......Now you're talking. Those lumps of liver look dammed attractive.

 

Do you think there will ever be such a thing as robotic liver? One can only hope.

 

 

Too avoid premature ejaculations from members.....

References here were made to: 'Portnoy's Complaint' the 'Robotic Blow-Job thread' 'lame jokes'......And the Pandora's Box thread.

[Butch 3,456]

Open topped ones in Tesco.

 

I know it'a slightly off topic but I have a bit of a yarn for ya:

 

At the tender age of 16 I got a part time job at the local Sainsburys. As I looked about 11 years old, I got lumbered with the crappiest job (so I thought) in the store. Freezers.

Fucking Freezers. 4 x 30 foot long freezer compartments in the warehouse full of fucking ice cream and turkey twizzlers. Bakery had birds in white see through tops, deli counter had all the eye candy with big tits, and Greengrocery had the resident MILFS who, by all accounts were cock hungry for virgins. I get fucking freezers, the supermarket equivalent of HIV, second only to the "fish counter" which is the supermarket equivalent of leprosy.

 

"Fuck this" I said to Jim, my supervisor and boss.

"Come on son, give it a go, give it 2 months and I guarantee you'll thank me".

 

Jim was a top bloke, lifting 25 - 30 kg boxes all day long made him as strong as an ox, and puny little me , 8 stone soaking wet wasn't the greatest assistant he could have asked for but he was patient and a decent man. Within 2 months I was bigger and even had muscles in my shit, a lean green premature ejaculation machine. Despite repeated requests to transfer to Greengrocery and / or Bakery, I was still there, humping boxes of pizzas around and stealing moody cornettos.

 

I took him to one side and said "Jim, it's been 2 months and this job is fucking crap but I'll stick to it cos you're a mate"

"you will thank me he said, wait till next week".

 

The following week it was hot, really hot. I ponced my way into work and Jim said "go fill the freezers on Shop aisle 4 and 5, I'm coming with you". Prior to this I'd been kept away from the shop floor, probably because of acne but also mostly because child labour was illegal and I looked like a victorian slum dweller. We went out into the big wide world of the Sainsburys shop floor, Jim grabbed my arm tight and said:

"Make out like you are filling the freezer. When a bird in a T shirt leans over, have a look to see down her top and go over to ask if she needs any help". The amount of braless women in 1986 was astounding.

 

That summer, 1986, I spent more time wanking in the Freezers than actually doing anything else. I even managed 2 off the same hard. Those memories will stick with me for the rest of my life. Jim, RIP, I owe you a beer.

 

sorry but the "tescos" thing stirred up some memories. So Atlas2, you are not the only person who has had a wank in a fridge my friend.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

great story!

[atlas2 4,329]

 

 

.......So Atlas2, you are not the only person who has had a wank in a fridge my friend.

 

 

 

No....... I think you are...I've only had a few frigid girl-friends.....probably lesbians!!

 

But you're Butch so that's OK. And a nice story.

 

My early, pre-uni jobs included 'window cleaner' (didn't last.... hate heights)........Then, 'Lifeguard' at Marshall Street in Soho..... All strippers and perverts...so more my cup-of-tea.. I learnt there from Aussie co-workers that ,'Blue' in Australian meant 'ginger' and what 'the map of Tasmania' really is.

 

But just before college I was in charge of 'inflatables' at Hamley's toy-store (a pre-pubescent Torque's dream).......Sadly 'inflatables' held none of the sexual connotations the word carries today......

 

However, sometime I'll re-count the story of, 'Marjory Proops, a rocking horse......and '????' at the Pre-Christmas press launch of the Hamley's catalogue.

 

.....Closed to the public, the invited Fleet St hacks ran amok getting up to all sorts of high jinx in the world's biggest toy-store.......

 

They got pissed, I got overtime........And developed a new fondness for Ms Proops.......Owl glasses, ornate cigarette holder.....and a nose that could cut butter.......but very friendly.

Edited November 26, 2017 by atlas2

[JONPAT 222]

Cash, ten thousand baht. Hope it is enough to getto the closest border.

 

[9cisco999 107]

I know I have too little water stored for an emergency. I thought about loading up on it and storing it on the balcony.

 

I wonder, after reading a number of articles about sunlight and plastic bottles, how safe the water would be after a few months of Thailand sun and heat?

 

I noticed on a bottle of aro water I bought at one of the big stores, that it had an expiration date a year after it was bottled. I also couldn't find the identifying marks bottled water is supposed to display. Something about a #1 0r 2 in a triangle.

Edited November 27, 2017 by 9cisco999

[nkped 1,208]

Trebuchet, and a supply of hay bales and kerosene.

So that's the reason for the two car garage.

[cbrib 354]

We have a fire extinguisher, flashlight with batteries and candles. Usually there are 2 jugs of water in the house and a bag of rice along with -- of course -- mama noodles. We also have a gas burner so making things like hot water for coffee, noodles, etc is not a worry. I have a perfectly good electric 4 burner hob n hood and they still prefer the gas, not waste electic.

Edited December 3, 2017 by cbrib

[Rawhide2 1,343]

Whilst not an out and out expat albeit not far off the emergemcy stuff I keep always are the meds

 

Zovirax

Tramadol

Antibiotics selection from OTC here

Paracet

Aspirin

Voltarol

Anticil

Water tabs for excess fluids removal after big sessions. Take 1 every 3 days. Strips away the water

[jacko 8,814]

We seem to have a lot of worrywarts out there!

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

We seem to have a lot of worrywarts out there!

 

If you have a concern and take steps to alleviate that concern, there is no further worrying.