Bar Humor

[BigusDicus]

35 minutes ago, awesum4 said:

And an inability to spell........a women....duh!!!

 

But she is fucking hot....

I was too busy looking at her titties to even notice the misspelling.  I do forgive whoever misspelled it though!

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[Bullfrog]

3 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

 

 

 

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[Bushcraft]

Here's one that make me laugh out loud.

There's a new handiman at the zoo. He's given 3 jobs for his first day.

First, clean the weeds out of the fishpond, for which he's given a shovel. Stepping into the fishpond, a huge pike jumps out and bites him on the arm. He swings the shovel and kills it stone dead. He looks around and nobody has been watching. What to do with the dead pike? Aha, the lion enclosure is over the way, so he drags the dead pike across and heaves it over the fence. Job done.

His next job is to clean out the monkeyhouse, where he's attacked by two chimpanzees as soon as he enters. He beats them both to death with his shovel. What to do with the bodies? Aha, the lion enclosure, and he throws the dead chimps over the fence.

Third job is to clean out the area housing the Amazonian killer bees. When he enters he's immediately attacked by a swarm of them, and lays about him with the shovel, eventually mashing all of them. Using his normal procedure, he scoops up the mess with his shovel and throws it over the fence of the lion enclosure.

Next day a new lion is introduced into the enclosure and sidles up to an older lion.

"What's the food like in here?"
"Brilliant, yesterday we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."        

Edited April 12, 2021 by Bushcraft

[Bullfrog]

6 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Boxes 7 and 9 ??

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Looking forward to seeing Pattaya again soon!

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2 hours ago, teelack said:

Looking forward to seeing Pattaya again soon!

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I think I recognize those hotties from when I visited you last year.....its great they've installed a pole in the rec room.....555

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